Emanon Posted January 29, 2012 Posted January 29, 2012 I see Christians condemning Homosexuality all the time based off of Leviticus 20:13. Even Rev. Jim Osborne (who has been married 5 times!) saying it should be punishable by death due to it being in the Bible. Also saying that it's against his 1st Amendment right to NOT allow them to kill them. Yet isn't also against his 6th commandment to allow him to? Also, I DON'T see is them calling for the Death Penalty for Adultery, though it is in the Bible in Leviticus 20:10. Or For kids who back talk their parents, though that's in Leviticus 20:9. Or killing people of a different religion as in Deuteronomy 17:2-7. Leviticus 25:44 even Condones slavery. They claim that all are welcome in their Churches, but Leviticus 21:17-18, clearly states otherwise, saying that the blind, the lame and even people with flat noses are not welcome. Also claiming to put to death Women who are not Virgins when they are married in Deuteronomy 22:13-21. And working on the Sabbath as in Numbers 15:32-56. I have heard the argument that Jesus came and changed all that so we don't need those laws anymore. But the one against the Homosexuals stays? If They want to kill Homosexuals, then they also need to kill their Rebellious children, their wife who I STRONGLY DOUBT was a Virgin when they married and Themselves as well, for I know that they don't keep their "Sabbath" holy and have more than likely cheated on their wives. I guess the 10 Commandments should look more like this: 1. You should worship no one else but Me, for I am a Jealous God and will Kill you Otherwise. 2.You shall not worship images or items...but if you want to Worship a lowercase "T", that is fine. 3. Don't use my name in vain...otherwise, swear all the fuck you want. 4. Know the Sabbath and keep it Holy...after 5 pm. 5. Honor your Father and Mother, or else 6. Do not kill...unless they are Homosexuals, Nonvirgins, Witches, Adulturers, work on the Sabbath, worship someone else, Talk back to their parents, Touch Mount Sinai, Don't obey Priests, etc. 7. don't commit Adultery...Unless your brother dies, in which case you must tend to his wifes needs. 8. Do not steal...unless it's a really good Story. (we all know the stories and traditions of Christianity and the Bible were taken from other religions) 9. Do not lie, unless it is to convert more people to Worship me. 10. Don't be Jealous of others as only I am allowed to be Jealous. 6
Positivist Posted January 29, 2012 Posted January 29, 2012 I see Christians condemning Homosexuality all the time based off of Leviticus 20:13. ~~~~~~~~~ Do not lie, unless it is to convert more people to Worship me. Nice! The cherry-picking of verses to support systematic hatred is one reason I lost my faith. Nice re-do of the 10 commandments. I really liked #9: do not lie. The bait-and-switch of soul-winning is deplorable. 1
TotalWreck Posted January 29, 2012 Posted January 29, 2012 This "reverend" sounds fucking evil and vile. I swear, people are sick - especially a lot of these "loving Christians". Why are Christians always going on and on and on about homosexuality? I don't get it. Why are they so fucking worried about what other people do if it doesn't concern them? Religion is such a fucking joke. 3
mymistake Posted January 29, 2012 Posted January 29, 2012 Welcome to ex-C! I have heard the argument that Jesus came and changed all that so we don't need those laws anymore. But the one against the Homosexuals stays? Yeah it turns out Paul was a hater. If only he hadn't made a big deal about it then it wouldn't have made it into the New Testament and fewer people would have suffered. If They want to kill Homosexuals, then they also need to kill their Rebellious children, their wife who I STRONGLY DOUBT was a Virgin when they married and Themselves as well, for I know that they don't keep their "Sabbath" holy and have more than likely cheated on their wives. Good luck with that. Fundy Christians are just as delusional at that silly book they treat as god. 1
Emanon Posted January 29, 2012 Author Posted January 29, 2012 This "reverend" sounds fucking evil and vile. I swear, people are sick - especially a lot of these "loving Christians". Why are Christians always going on and on and on about homosexuality? I don't get it. Why are they so fucking worried about what other people do if it doesn't concern them? Religion is such a fucking joke. He is and, being married 5 times already, it is clear to me that he doesn't practice what he preaches. This guy actually wrote a letter that he wants people to Print, Sign and send to their Congressman. http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=25180 This is the kind of guy who just shouldn't live anymore.
blackpudd1n Posted January 29, 2012 Posted January 29, 2012 Nicely done rant. Very nicely done. If I could have given you ten points for that, I so would have. Spectacular. Loved it!
Zephie Posted January 29, 2012 Posted January 29, 2012 was thinking about divorce and homosexuality today....why don't we treat people who divorce the way we treat homosexuals...we being the people in church.... 1
Emanon Posted January 29, 2012 Author Posted January 29, 2012 Nicely done rant. Very nicely done. If I could have given you ten points for that, I so would have. Spectacular. Loved it! Thank you very much, glad you enjoyed it. I'm half-tempted to message this asshole about his ways as I found his Facebook page http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000080953090 haha
Emanon Posted January 29, 2012 Author Posted January 29, 2012 was thinking about divorce and homosexuality today....why don't we treat people who divorce the way we treat homosexuals...we being the people in church.... And if that were so, it wouldn't be so damn Hypocritical.
Zephie Posted January 29, 2012 Posted January 29, 2012 I know right...it really saddens me...even as a fundy I could never see my friends who happened to be homosexual as doing something wrong...it's just who they are 2
Astreja Posted January 29, 2012 Posted January 29, 2012 Uh... AFAIK, Landover Baptist is a parody site.
Emanon Posted January 29, 2012 Author Posted January 29, 2012 I know plenty of Gay people and they are some of the nicest people I know. I shudder at the thought that a Guy who wants to kill people who have different views than him would go to a Paradise and a guy who helps out anyone in need when needed would be burned. If that's the way it is, I welcome the fire over the evil.
Emanon Posted January 29, 2012 Author Posted January 29, 2012 Uh... AFAIK, Landover Baptist is a parody site. So it is. Thanks for the info. Though it is still sad that this is the way some people think.
blackpudd1n Posted January 29, 2012 Posted January 29, 2012 Uh... AFAIK, Landover Baptist is a parody site. Yes, this is true. Though, unfortunately, it doesn't take away from the merit of the OP in any way, as we've all seen this shit in action. And, unfortunately, Westboro Baptist Church is real
Emanon Posted January 29, 2012 Author Posted January 29, 2012 Uh... AFAIK, Landover Baptist is a parody site. Yes, this is true. Though, unfortunately, it doesn't take away from the merit of the OP in any way, as we've all seen this shit in action. And, unfortunately, Westboro Baptist Church is real Too bad it wasn't in Norway between 92 and 96. 1
blackpudd1n Posted January 29, 2012 Posted January 29, 2012 Uh... AFAIK, Landover Baptist is a parody site. Yes, this is true. Though, unfortunately, it doesn't take away from the merit of the OP in any way, as we've all seen this shit in action. And, unfortunately, Westboro Baptist Church is real Too bad it wasn't in Norway between 92 and 96. lol you sick little puppy
Emanon Posted January 29, 2012 Author Posted January 29, 2012 lol you sick little puppy Glad to see the reference was understood, haha.
Positivist Posted January 29, 2012 Posted January 29, 2012 I'm half-tempted to message this asshole about his ways as I found his Facebook page http://www.facebook....100000080953090 OMg. I should never have looked. This guy is a pompous narcissistic ass. God would be embarrassed. Disturbingly, there is a photo of a lady on stage at one of his "Africa" trips with the caption: "This woman was cured of AIDS through the power of Jesus! Hallelujah!" I, for one, would like to see some supporting bloodwork of CD4 count and viral load. This poor woman has probably now stopped taking her antiretrovirals because she thinks she is healed. Instead, she is getting sicker, developing resistance to her former med regimine, and passing the virus onto others. Hallelujah!
blackpudd1n Posted January 29, 2012 Posted January 29, 2012 I'm half-tempted to message this asshole about his ways as I found his Facebook page http://www.facebook....100000080953090 OMg. I should never have looked. This guy is a pompous narcissistic ass. God would be embarrassed. Disturbingly, there is a photo of a lady on stage at one of his "Africa" trips with the caption: "This woman was cured of AIDS through the power of Jesus! Hallelujah!" I, for one, would like to see some supporting bloodwork of CD4 count and viral load. This poor woman has probably now stopped taking her antiretrovirals because she thinks she is healed. Instead, she is getting sicker, developing resistance to her former med regimine, and passing the virus onto others. Hallelujah! Woah, steady on, Positivist! The site's a troll. The fb page is an added troll from the original site, http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=25180 I doubt any of the fb statuses are real, though, disturbingly, some of the friends list may be :/
Thought2Much Posted January 29, 2012 Posted January 29, 2012 I, for one, would like to see some supporting bloodwork of CD4 count and viral load. This poor woman has probably now stopped taking her antiretrovirals because she thinks she is healed. Instead, she is getting sicker, developing resistance to her former med regimine, and passing the virus onto others. Hallelujah! Or, she just never had the disease to begin with. Hallelujah?
Thought2Much Posted January 29, 2012 Posted January 29, 2012 Woah, steady on, Positivist! The site's a troll. The fb page is an added troll from the original site, http://www.landoverb...ead.php?t=25180 I doubt any of the fb statuses are real, though, disturbingly, some of the friends list may be :/ Oh, um. Nevermind then.
blackpudd1n Posted January 29, 2012 Posted January 29, 2012 Woah, steady on, Positivist! The site's a troll. The fb page is an added troll from the original site, http://www.landoverb...ead.php?t=25180 I doubt any of the fb statuses are real, though, disturbingly, some of the friends list may be :/ Oh, um. Nevermind then. My man got trolled by the Landover site. He thought it was all real, too. but then, he wa raised by his atheist parents without religion of any description, and never spent the amount of time on Art of trolling like I have: http://artoftrolling.memebase.com/
Positivist Posted January 29, 2012 Posted January 29, 2012 I'm half-tempted to message this asshole about his ways as I found his Facebook page http://www.facebook....100000080953090 OMg. I should never have looked. This guy is a pompous narcissistic ass. God would be embarrassed. Disturbingly, there is a photo of a lady on stage at one of his "Africa" trips with the caption: "This woman was cured of AIDS through the power of Jesus! Hallelujah!" I, for one, would like to see some supporting bloodwork of CD4 count and viral load. This poor woman has probably now stopped taking her antiretrovirals because she thinks she is healed. Instead, she is getting sicker, developing resistance to her former med regimine, and passing the virus onto others. Hallelujah! Woah, steady on, Positivist! The site's a troll. The fb page is an added troll from the original site, http://www.landoverb...ead.php?t=25180 I doubt any of the fb statuses are real, though, disturbingly, some of the friends list may be :/ Bahahahah! I've been had! LOL!
Thought2Much Posted January 29, 2012 Posted January 29, 2012 I was familiar with Landover Baptist, but I didn't look at the FB page being referenced before commenting. Serves me right!
Moderator Margee Posted January 29, 2012 Moderator Posted January 29, 2012 'Cherry picking'... Great youtube! Watch the argument!! 1
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