mcdaddy Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 If I generally trust in the goodness of people, I've been told I have 'too much faith in the flesh". Well, I tried having faith in the Spirit and that didnt work out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsRoper Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 How about this fake apology? I'm sorry I just had a momentary lapse of humanity. Are you fucking kidding me? You have a momentary lapse of humanity 24hrs a day 7days a week you sanctimonious asshat. O_o Waahhh?? I've never heard that in my life. I'd start looking for signs of being an alien or an andriod if someone said that to me. I seriously read that statement in Data's voice. That's the most batshit crazy thing I've heard, ever. Now that you mention they were a bunch of robots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMneg Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 "God was watching over them/us." Especially irritating when others involved didn't fare so well, as in a pile up on the freeway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephie Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 prayer closet....need I say more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsRoper Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 prayer closet....need I say more Ha, ha, ha, ha. I always visioned the person sitting on the floor in a closet. Well, you have to keep every natural part of your personality in the closet to be a Christian, you may as well pray in one too. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephie Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 prayer closet....need I say more Ha, ha, ha, ha. I always visioned the person sitting on the floor in a closet. Well, you have to keep every natural part of your personality in the closet to be a Christian, you may as well pray in one too. Too right. When I attended Bible college, one of the girls actually made her closet into a prayer closet. No kidding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsRoper Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 "Too right. When I attended Bible college, one of the girls actually made her closet into a prayer closet. No kidding." You just brought tears to my eyes. Did you ever wanna lock her in it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephie Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 "Too right. When I attended Bible college, one of the girls actually made her closet into a prayer closet. No kidding." You just brought tears to my eyes. Did you ever wanna lock her in it? Sadly to my shame, I actually used the prayer closet....probably to repent of hiding my Harry Potter books in my car like porn.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Positivist Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Too right. When I attended Bible college, one of the girls actually made her closet into a prayer closet. No kidding. Funny thing is that the whole "prayer closet" thing is to be humble and hide to pray. Then why do Christians always boast about going into their prayer closet? It's akin to bragging about being humble.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsRoper Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Sadly to my shame, I actually used the prayer closet....probably to repent of hiding my Harry Potter books in my car like porn.... Now you've really done it to me. I am dying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsRoper Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Funny thing is that the whole "prayer closet" thing is to be humble and hide to pray. Then why do Christians always boast about going into their prayer closet? It's akin to bragging about being humble.... So true. Like the Pastor I had who said, "I'm not arrogant. I'm confident." Reeaaally? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thought2Much Posted March 1, 2012 Author Share Posted March 1, 2012 Sadly to my shame, I actually used the prayer closet....probably to repent of hiding my Harry Potter books in my car like porn.... Oh, come on. It's not like you had books and science journals that talked about evolution in your car. OR DID YOU? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thought2Much Posted March 1, 2012 Author Share Posted March 1, 2012 Oh, come on. It's not like you had books and science journals that talked about evolution in your car. OR DID YOU? Oh, look. I last posted in this thread at 3:16 PM!* Just one more reminder that GOD LOVES ME!** *Well, in my time zone, anyway. **I seriously know people that say stupid shit like this, especially on Facebook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephie Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Sadly to my shame, I actually used the prayer closet....probably to repent of hiding my Harry Potter books in my car like porn.... Oh, come on. It's not like you had books and science journals that talked about evolution in your car. OR DID YOU? Nope just Harry Potter and, trust me, these people were incredibly passionate about the fact that JK Rowling is in fact a witch and part of the church of Satan. No kidding. I lost friends when they found out I was fan....thankfully I left that place after a couple of months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denyoz Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 - God loves you - Yeah but you don't 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephie Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Oh, come on. It's not like you had books and science journals that talked about evolution in your car. OR DID YOU? Oh, look. I last posted in this thread at 3:16 PM!* Just one more reminder that GOD LOVES ME!** *Well, in my time zone, anyway. **I seriously know people that say stupid shit like this, especially on Facebook. You should fire back at 4:20....God wants me to get high! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephie Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Oh, come on. It's not like you had books and science journals that talked about evolution in your car. OR DID YOU? Oh, look. I last posted in this thread at 3:16 PM!* Just one more reminder that GOD LOVES ME!** *Well, in my time zone, anyway. **I seriously know people that say stupid shit like this, especially on Facebook. You should fire back at 4:20....God wants me to get high! Speaking of getting high....Get high on Jesus...hope I never hear that one again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
London Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Speaking of getting high....Get high on Jesus...hope I never hear that one again. holy blast from the past Batman, I grew up on that corny-ass saying. I agree with you Zephie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owen652 Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 saw this one on facebook today, must be a new one cos i've never heard it before: "pray, believe, stand, receive" if you're gonna stand and receive, you'd better get some comfy shoes and a good book 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Margee Posted March 2, 2012 Moderator Share Posted March 2, 2012 Said just yesterday. ''It is his glory that you suffer with him''. WTF??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephie Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Speaking of getting high....Get high on Jesus...hope I never hear that one again. holy blast from the past Batman, I grew up on that corny-ass saying. I agree with you Zephie. Hahaha, I think I heard that one a few weeks ago...sadly coming from someone younger than me (I'm 29). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephie Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Said just yesterday. ''It is his glory that you suffer with him''. WTF??? Well see it's because god is a sadist. Now from what I understand this is a bad mark against the BDSM community as they are supposedly in willing relationships....however most people are in a fear based relationship with god. So from that standpoint...ah shit...it makes no sense. WTF!? (I heartily concur) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dyanaprajna0 Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 It's really hard to pick just one or a few, when I've grown tired and get pissed every time I hear any xtianese. But I'm starting to get really annoyed at the new slang of the xtian youth sub-culture, who try to sound more "hip", attempting to xianize regular slang phrases. It's all just nonsense, and hurts my ears and brain just to have to sit and listen to even the smallest bit of it. But there are a few that really bug the hell out of me: "It was god's will"-normally said when something bad happens "god has a plan for you"-which normally includes great amounts of suffering, for no explainable reason And particularly bible quotes, like from Romans and Genesis, where "what the world means for evil, god means for good", and various crap Paul says along the same lines. As if that's supposed to make things better, while god sits on his ass and laughs at his followers, begging and pleading. Get real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatholiKitty Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 "Too right. When I attended Bible college, one of the girls actually made her closet into a prayer closet. No kidding." You just brought tears to my eyes. Did you ever wanna lock her in it? Sadly to my shame, I actually used the prayer closet....probably to repent of hiding my Harry Potter books in my car like porn.... It's such a better read than the bible, both Harry Potter and the porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denyoz Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 French Roman Catholic prayer terminology is sometimes disgusting. We had to say the "Hail Mary" every day and I never liked this phrase: "Jesus, the fruit of your innards, is blessed" The fruit of your innards? Bonne appétit monsieur! Bghhh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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