Spectrox Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 God has never been awarded a PhD for the following reasons: 1. He only had one major publication 2. It was written in Hebrew 3. It had no references 4. It was not published in a peer-reviewed journal 5. Some doubt he wrote it himself 6. It may be true he created the world and worked a few miracles thousands of years ago, but what has he really done since then? 7. The scientific community have had major problems replicating his results and confirming his claims 8. He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human subjects in his experiment 9. Apparently he got his son to teach some of his lessons 10. He expelled his first 2 students for learning 11. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students have failed his tests - mostly because they were phrased in the negative 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leith Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Positivist Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Love it! Tried to +1 it by my quota is used up! (WTF?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 12. Many of the religious symbols and myths in his publication are plagiarisms from earlier beliefs and religions. 13. Failed to provide references and sources at the end of the book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrox Posted March 14, 2012 Author Share Posted March 14, 2012 14. The author's writings have proved controversial and inflammatory and have been directly responsible for atrocities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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