nirrti Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 ...The fact I can't even go out at night by myself to treat myself to a nice movie (Harry Potter) while actually taking care to dress up and look nice (in nothing revealing, mind you. I was even wearing a big, heavy coat!). Because these ignorant-ass men apparently notice (never the nice ones! ) and try to follow me home while I take the five fucking-minute walk home from the bus stop just a freakin' block away. One even tried to block my path with his car saying, "I guess you're going my way." And the other man, who even walked all the way across the intersection, shouting, "Hey, can I talk to you?" at 11 o'clock at night while the streets were empty.....and I was all alone, I had to threaten to knock him upside the head with a 2 liter bottle of Coka Cola in a plastic bag I just got from the store because I don't have a gun to do the job. I lived in New York City for a whole God damn month and no one bothered me while I went out. But in this sorry ass town, I can't even step out my door without these morons harrassing me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IvyFairy Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 My Life [sorry, I'm hella depressed] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karissa Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 hmmm... the way people assume that you don't believe in god if you don't believe in christianity- DANGEROUSLY PARALLEL to Bush's idea of either being against the terrorists or being against the u.s. extremes with little evidence intelligent design mixing of church and state (and how can they not see how close to iraq that is?) the manipulation the misinterpretation the corporate propaganda (namely, Lifeway Christian Stores who have screwed me and my family over, but that is a story for another day) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vigile Posted November 21, 2005 Author Share Posted November 21, 2005 Welcome to the site Karissa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nirrti Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 Whoever invented the low-flow, 1.5 gallon toilet needs to be force-fed punes, bran cereal and laxatives for the rest of his life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karl-777 Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 Whoever invented the low-flow, 1.5 gallon toilet needs to be force-fed punes, bran cereal and laxatives for the rest of his life. Bravo. Yes, having to flush the toilet three times definitely fucking saves a shitload of water! The idiots... K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tonymaratin Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 Doctors who lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vigile Posted November 25, 2005 Author Share Posted November 25, 2005 Doctors who lie. Or just "doctors." Also car alarms. *Seinfeld voice* "What's the deal with car alarms? Nobody pays attention to them unless they are keeping you awake at night." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dio Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 self-righteous, self-centered, fundamentalist, immature, dishonest, jerky ex-wives, with potty mouths and disgraceful manners. But really nobody in particular.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightflight Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 People who say "prolly". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad3232132 Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 Dr. Phil!!! A self-absorbed egomaniac know-it-all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godlessgrrl Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 Mosquito bites. Guys with REALLY LOUD (illegal) trick mufflers driving at top speed down my street after 1 AM. Jerks... Running out of toilet paper mid-dump. Rich assholes who think they need a sparkling, pristine, gas-guzzling, $50,000 Humvee to drive anywhere even remotely near civilization. WTF??? Okay, so the traffic in downtown Seattle sucks, but it ain't a fuckin' war zone. Jeez! Lying, thieving, misogynist, porn-addicted Xian ex-boyfiends who dump you because you're ungodly. Having nothing but bread and condiments in the fridge. (Thank Hermes for takeout menus.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 1. The last pastor I had 2. Christians that try to save me 3. People shoving their beliefs down my throat 4. People that try to control others 5. People that hurt others to get what they want 6. People with the "me, myself and I" attitude (selfish) 7. LIARS 8. HYPOCRITES 9. People that are so christ-minded, that there is no shread of evidence that anything logical is left in the melon attached to their neck. 10. My mother in law Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nirrti Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Lying, thieving, misogynist, porn-addicted Xian ex-boyfiends who dump you because you're ungodly. ...Or Xian ex-boyfriends who blame you for god with-holding blessings because of their association with you. ........As if god was some kind of IRS agent who audits you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.B. Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Dumbass pastors who know jack-shit about their own faith's literal history and development. The same dumbass who cannot pronounce half of the Elizabethan language in the version of the Bible that he believes to be the most correct. Ditto the same dumbass who claims that a physicist who is not Xtian is wasting his life and all his wisdom is useless. Let's see... who else...? Fucking sheeple who parrot their exalted leader People who continue to believe the Xtian faith is genuinely representing anything remotely good-for-you that cannot be found in other religions. People who are so fucking sure that all the non-Xtian (or non-fundy) dead people are in torment in hell as we speak. Seriously, have any of these assholes ever told someone that his beloved mom/dad/wife/husband/child who was not Xtian is now in eternal hell? To their FACE? I'd pay $$$ to one of these fucking jerks to have them tell me that about some of the people in my life... after I kicked the living shit out of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oldjew Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 Chris Hanson of Dateline Pat Robertson President Bush Fred Phelps Oral Roberts Franklin Graham Billy Graham The Pope all Fundies Gay Bashers Catholics in general Lawyers judges car salesmen anyone from Kansas Anyone from California Anyone from Florida anyone from Mississippi anyone from Bangladesh anyone from Israel (especially Israel) Chihuahua dogs (extra especially Chihuahua dogs) atheist forums who have more respect for Xians than atheist restrooms that have no toilet paper telemarketers charities who pestered you for money over the telephone corrupt government officials Homeland Security The Patriot Act Passports property taxes high gas prices no trespassing signs after you drive ten miles down a road and come to a locked gate people who trash my state Texans raining every time I want to go camping rattlesnakes scorpins centepeds skunks wolves that kill your pets environmentalists (especially environmentalist) people that don't respect older people people with bad manners men who hit women child molesters the paparazzi Zionist Jews people who love them rap music loud rap music that puts pains in my chest people who smoke around me rednecks atheist who are so skeptical they don't believe anything or anyone (especially those kind) cats that come to your yard and shit in your garden squirrels that eat your garden up and shit on your sidewalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eccles Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 The "Holey Buybullshit" "Holy" Roaming Cattletick Church Papts. Ratslinger. Eating Jesus in a piece of bread. Strictly NON-KOSHER Buybullthumping Hell and Damnation bullshit artists aka. preachers. Geo. Dubya. Benny Hinn Pat Robertson Billy Graham and Son Inc. All brainwashed members of the Bible Belt Southern Baptist Convention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordofGondor Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 The bulk of reality TV. People who stick their gum on the underside of tables and chairs. Chain letters spread via e-mail and youtube comment boards. The obstinate conviction that the universe revolves around us and our trivial little 'sins'. Deceptive charlatans who prosper while truly brilliant people die penniless, alone, and in obscurity. Urban sprawl The fact that with all of the wars, famines, and natural disasters in the world, I'm supposed to care about that poor baby Paris Hilton going to jail for commiting a crime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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