TrailBlazer Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 This really could be The worst haiku ever, since It's missing Ahh that really is awful. Its like when you say "Ma na ma na" without the "do do do do", or "shave and a haircut" without saying "five cents" lol I have ADD oh wow a butterfly Hey I have AD... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ro-bear Posted July 30, 2012 Author Share Posted July 30, 2012 Some Olympic haiku: No help for U.K. From lazy road race cyclists They hate the British. Rower from Niger Finishes with awful time, But at least he tried. Phelps loses his race Doesn't live up to the hype. Too many bong hits. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator florduh Posted July 30, 2012 Super Moderator Share Posted July 30, 2012 Olympics. Again. It's all about the money. Too much hype for me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ro-bear Posted July 30, 2012 Author Share Posted July 30, 2012 Cynical Florduh Fails to root for U.S.A. He hates his country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator florduh Posted July 30, 2012 Super Moderator Share Posted July 30, 2012 Go, go USA. Endorsements are now waiting. Adorn my Wheaties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackpudd1n Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Athletes and douchebags Have taken over TV; My "give-a-shit" broke 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilith666 Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 [quote name=blackpudd1n' Lgtimestamp='1342211279' post='786438] I've got a pimple, It sits on my left dimple; Somebody please help! Fingers on each side Push together and squeeze it Juice on the mirror Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator florduh Posted August 13, 2012 Super Moderator Share Posted August 13, 2012 There once was a man from Nantucket this man hailed. Haiku not funny. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thought2Much Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Landed probe on Mars Christian dipshits still believe Bible, not science Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcdaddy Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 So what's the deal with those pyramids and face on mars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator buffettphan Posted August 13, 2012 Super Moderator Share Posted August 13, 2012 Landed probe on Mars Christian dipshits still believe Bible, not science Let's send all christbots to Mars leaving us in peace. Fucking buybulltards. (With apologies to any possible life on Mars.) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator florduh Posted August 13, 2012 Super Moderator Share Posted August 13, 2012 You eat Chick-Fil-A while scientists go to mars. Religion? Useless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcdaddy Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Chicken basted in Peanut oil maketh god smile Mars? Shit doesn't give. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leith Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Sand in my 'gina Bikini top lost in ocean Where have my pants gone?! Pics or it didn't happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackpudd1n Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Sand in my 'gina Bikini top lost in ocean Where have my pants gone?! Pics or it didn't happen. Pfft. What isn't happening is my haiku- I fucked up the second line There, I fixed it: Sand in my 'gina, Bikini top lost at sea. Where have my pants gone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thought2Much Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Sand in my 'gina Bikini top lost in ocean Where have my pants gone?! Pics or it didn't happen. Pfft. What isn't happening is my haiku- I fucked up the second line There, I fixed it: Sand in my 'gina, Bikini top lost at sea. Where have my pants gone? Oh good, I'm glad you fixed that. That would have really bothered the obsessive-compulsive in me if you had left it that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackpudd1n Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Sand in my 'gina Bikini top lost in ocean Where have my pants gone?! Pics or it didn't happen. Pfft. What isn't happening is my haiku- I fucked up the second line There, I fixed it: Sand in my 'gina, Bikini top lost at sea. Where have my pants gone? Oh good, I'm glad you fixed that. That would have really bothered the obsessive-compulsive in me if you had left it that way. Yeah, once I realised, I couldn't leave it that way- it really got under my skin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ro-bear Posted August 17, 2012 Author Share Posted August 17, 2012 My students are back Life in the classroom once more But part of me mourns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator florduh Posted August 17, 2012 Super Moderator Share Posted August 17, 2012 Ro-bear back to work. Unionized Socialist twat. What will the kids learn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endemoniada Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 Women fucking men It's the way it ought to be Fags can suck my dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcdaddy Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 Homophobic fuck Feels superior to gays Still a huge douchebag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ro-bear Posted August 18, 2012 Author Share Posted August 18, 2012 Ro-bear back to work. Unionized Socialist twat. What will the kids learn? Very damn little! Why should I knock myself out? My job is secure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ro-bear Posted August 28, 2012 Author Share Posted August 28, 2012 My anger issues Try to dominate my mind Ro-bear needs to chill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcdaddy Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 Where did Legion go? Hopefully not off a cliff. That would be...SQUIRREL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kateastrophy Posted September 19, 2012 Share Posted September 19, 2012 A haiku about getting out of bed: No no no no no No no no no no no no No no no no no (can't claim credit - saw it on FB). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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