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Husband is at gym

I should have gone there with him

I am a fat fuck.

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Ethics paper due

Business law homework is, too.

I procrastinate.

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I just fapped to porn

Sorry if that makes you sick

Im a guy, sue me.

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I just fapped to porn

Sorry if that makes you sick

Im a guy, sue me.

 

I read Fifty Shades.

Its written porn for chicks

I masturbate too

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I just fapped to porn

Sorry if that makes you sick

Im a guy, sue me.

 

I read Fifty Shades.

Its written porn for chicks

I masturbate too

 

That's hot. That is hot.

That is very very hot.

Did I say it's hot?

 

 

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I'm laughing right now

Harder than I should, really

Damn, that's funny, guys.

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I just fapped to porn

Sorry if that makes you sick

Im a guy, sue me.

 

You will go quite blind

Or at least have hairy palms

And Jesus watches

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I just fapped to porn

Sorry if that makes you sick

Im a guy, sue me.

 

You will go quite blind

Or at least have hairy palms

And Jesus watches

 

I know he watches

I think it turns him on lots

wait here I go....spooge

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The dogs want to walk

So I'm out of bed by five

Who is the master?

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At intersection

Two lanes can make the left turn

DON'T DRIFT FROM YOUR LANE!

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The energy build

Many sights and sound flash;

a gentle rain settles.

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I'm so glad this thread

Has been revived once again.

I do love bad poetry.

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I just picked booger

flicked it into the trash can

its rolled in a ball.

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My evaluation

Comes next week. It is time for

Dog and pony show.

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