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So, some of you know i have been meeting with that theologian for a while now. Well apparently he has connection to R.C. Sproul. Most of you wont know who that is but he is a big time theologian and one of the only big scale theo's i respect, he is a million times better than WLC but he dosent make that many public apearences. Well for a while i tried going back to Christianity, of course i stepped back but the theologian i see still thinks im a christian. So he contacts RC and tells him my story...

 

i get a letter from RC recommending me to Ligoniers reformation college which is basically his since he owns ligioneir ministries. To the theologian i see and to RC Sproul i am going to be an important apologist.wacko.png

 

I kinda wish God were real in times like this because i basically got offered the chance to become a big time apologist and get into a great college. I cant take it though because well God is not real and it wouldn't be honest of myself. This is a great opportunity i cant take.

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Kudos to you, K! Former peeps had the same hopes for me. Maybe we should hook up and look into marketing a mock apologetics product. We can come out after we cash in and do right for the cause of reason! zDuivel7.gif

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Don't give in to the power of the dark side of the force Luke.....

 

But they have cookies...

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Ummmm so in other words, this dude attempts to flatter you and then to *selflessly* recommend you buy his product.

 

No, He figures since i am an atheist turned christian, well was and atheist turned christian, that i will be valuable as an apologist. Atheist turned christian is in high demand right now in the theological world, the reason i kinda wish i could do it is because life would be smooth sailing from here because i would do so well in the theological circuit, i could maybe be the next WLC if i wanted too but then i would be a liar.

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Ummmm so in other words, this dude attempts to flatter you and then to *selflessly* recommend you buy his product.

 

No, He figures since i am an atheist turned christian, well was and atheist turned christian, that i will be valuable as an apologist. Atheist turned christian is in high demand right now in the theological world, the reason i kinda wish i could do it is because life would be smooth sailing from here because i would do so well in the theological circuit, i could maybe be the next WLC if i wanted too but then i would be a liar.

 

I seriously am not sure if saying "the next WLC" would be something to be boast of, or be embarrassed about. I guess if you're among the reputed best at what you do, even if it's tossing horse shit, thats worth something right?

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So, some of you know i have been meeting with that theologian for a while now. Well apparently he has connection to R.C. Sproul. Most of you wont know who that is but he is a big time theologian and one of the only big scale theo's i respect, he is a million times better than WLC but he dosent make that many public apearences. Well for a while i tried going back to Christianity, of course i stepped back but the theologian i see still thinks im a christian. So he contacts RC and tells him my story...

 

i get a letter from RC recommending me to Ligoniers reformation college which is basically his since he owns ligioneir ministries. To the theologian i see and to RC Sproul i am going to be an important apologist.wacko.png

 

I kinda wish God were real in times like this because i basically got offered the chance to become a big time apologist and get into a great college. I cant take it though because well God is not real and it wouldn't be honest of myself. This is a great opportunity i cant take.

 

Will you get a full ride scholarship?

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So, some of you know i have been meeting with that theologian for a while now. Well apparently he has connection to R.C. Sproul. Most of you wont know who that is but he is a big time theologian and one of the only big scale theo's i respect, he is a million times better than WLC but he dosent make that many public apearences. Well for a while i tried going back to Christianity, of course i stepped back but the theologian i see still thinks im a christian. So he contacts RC and tells him my story...

 

i get a letter from RC recommending me to Ligoniers reformation college which is basically his since he owns ligioneir ministries. To the theologian i see and to RC Sproul i am going to be an important apologist.wacko.png

 

I kinda wish God were real in times like this because i basically got offered the chance to become a big time apologist and get into a great college. I cant take it though because well God is not real and it wouldn't be honest of myself. This is a great opportunity i cant take.

 

Will you get a full ride scholarship? If so, go for it. Consider that politicians lie for a living and don't feel bad. It's just 'business.' lol. Anything to do with customer service or sales is outright lying.

 

It is commendable that you, an atheist has morals. I thought that wasn't possible without jeebus..hahaha j/k.

 

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Ummmm so in other words, this dude attempts to flatter you and then to *selflessly* recommend you buy his product.

 

No, He figures since i am an atheist turned christian, well was and atheist turned christian, that i will be valuable as an apologist. Atheist turned christian is in high demand right now in the theological world, the reason i kinda wish i could do it is because life would be smooth sailing from here because i would do so well in the theological circuit, i could maybe be the next WLC if i wanted too but then i would be a liar.

 

I seriously am not sure if saying "the next WLC" would be something to be boast of, or be embarrassed about. I guess if you're among the reputed best at what you do, even if it's tossing horse shit, thats worth something right?

 

Its not commendable, it was mostly a joke but i guess if worked hard enough the be the best horse shiter i could lol.

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