narcissist Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 The Fallacy of Christian Fundamentalist Logic I was considering the logic Fundamentalists use to prove that God is true and Creationism is true, and I found that I was finally able to perfectly prove something that I have known all along: I AM GOD Here is the perfect, logical proof: a. Whatever I say is true b. I say that I am God c. Therefore: I am God. I’ve tried to prove myself wrong, but I couldn’t, because I am God. I win again. You could be God too. Try it yourself. Right. Now that’s settled, BRING ME YOUR VIRGINS… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kryten Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 I AM GOD Here is the perfect, logical proof: a. Whatever I say is true b. I say that I am God c. Therefore: I am God. I’ve tried to prove myself wrong, but I couldn’t, because I am God. I win again. You could be God too. Try it yourself. Right. Now that’s settled, BRING ME YOUR VIRGINS… <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hey, get your own virgins! But make sure none of them see that they could be god, too. Unless that's your type... Wait-- yes, I think that's MY type!! Mmmm, Goddess... (I'll take Goddess for $20 Alex...) Never mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
narcissist Posted May 1, 2005 Author Share Posted May 1, 2005 I should smite you with a curse for that... As you know, it says in the bible that I demand 10% of the best of all your produce and that includes virgins, even goddesses, but only the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tiffany Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 You could be God too. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> If I'm God to then I say irrefutable proof exists saying your not God there for rendering you powerless because as God Whatever I say is true ... Now, the mortal mentioned something about virgins? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atheist_thinker Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 Oh no I'm god, the alpha the gama and the omaga. Since I use greek terms then that proves my infalliblity. Bless it to on theeeee that worship me. I curseth thee that do not obey me and I shall wipe all excistance apon the earth with a great flood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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