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Stupid Things Fundies Say Or Do To Bring Others Back Into The Fold


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I told my sister that the sermons at my mom's church are depressing, and I don't like being depressed all the time. My mom over heard and responded, "If his sermons offend you, then that is God's way of telling you that you have something wrong with you."

 

Blarg. I've heard that before, usually as "he's convicting you with his truth," or, "you feel convicted in your sin by what I say." That's fundie-speak for "I'm not being an annoying dickfart, you just feel guilty because I'm right. CHRISTIANS AREN'T IRRITATING ANAL SEEPAGE, EVAR, IT'S YOUR FAULT!"

 

That's when I weigh the pros and cons of punching them in the throat, or possibly being arrested for assault.

 

My stars. I just got the most amazing idea. Stick with me here. I think I'm on to something.

 

Next time some fucktard fundie decides to get his panties in a twist because he's offended at something the secular or LGBTQ movements are doing, let's just tell them that's just (god of choice) convicting them with her truth.

 

I think you just may be on to something here. zDuivel7.gif

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