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Jose's Goddamnit thread reminded me of an old classic that deserves revival.  It's totally cathartic, so if you haven't yet partaken of the unholy cup, I encourage you to do so now brothuhs and sistuhs. :P

 

I give you the Blasphemy Thread.  Veterans here will remember Purple Rhino, Serenity, et al, and others with warm embrace I think. 

 

http://www.ex-christian.net/topic/1939-choice-words-for-godjesus/

 

FUCK YOU JUDEO/CHRISTIAN/ISLAM GOD of ABRAHAM! YOU ARE A MONSTER, YOU ARE A TYRANT, YOU ARE THE BOOGEY MAN THAT HAUNTS CHILDREN IN THEIR NIGHTMARES. YOU ARE A SELF-SEEKING BIGOT. YOU ARE FULL OF PRIDE. YOU ARE THE TRUE DEFINITION OF EVIL. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU FOR STEALING YEARS FROM MY LIFE. I HATE YOU FOR ALL THE HOURS OF MY CHILDRENS LIFE THAT I MISSED PLAYING WITH THEM, WHILE TRYING TO GET CLOSER TO YOU! I HATE YOU FOR ALMOST DESTROYING MY FAMILY. I LOATHE YOUR "HOLY" WORD AND EVERYTHING IN IT. I LOATHE YOUR DOCTRINES. I HATE YOU AND DO NOT ACCEPT YOUR GOD SON JESUS CHRIST. I HATE JESUS CHRIST!!

 

FUCK YOU GOD! YOU SON OF A BITCH STOLE FROM MY FAMILY AND NEVER RETURNED ONE SINGLE BLESSING! AFTER ALL THE YEARS I GAVE TO YOU AND ALL THE DEVOUTION, YOU HAD THE NERVE TO HARM MY LOVED ONES, AFTER I'VE GIVEN TO YOU MORE LOVE THAN TO THEM! YOU ARE THE ONE TO BE JUDGED ON JUDGMENT DAY, NOT ME!

 

Fuck the blood of christ! what about all of the blood shed by the innocent in the name of christ? I hate the god that heals warts and uses cancer as a tool to teach believers. If this god truly knows the beginning from the end then it should suffer eternal pain and anguish for the attrocities it is responsible for and not be revered and worshiped but spat upon and outcast.

 

And so on...

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 Oh Wow Vigile....!! Wendytwitch.gif     I'll be back with the anger I'm working through.... later!! firedevil.gif

 

Aren't you just in a fun mood today?? yellow.gif  Yeah..bring it on brothuh!!

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 I am sitting here laughing my ass off at some of this thread!!

 

I LOVE  Amethyst's rant (on the thread)............and then DaveL replied and said:

 

Quote: ''That's a 9.5/10. The other scores will be in soon. Hold up
your score cards everyone. Way to go Amethyst!  goodjob.gif 

 


lmao_99.gif  I love that type of humor.....

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Yeah, the board has calmed down considerably in recent years.  It could use a bit of inspiration from the old timers I think. 

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It is amazing, the anger that we people can feel towards an invisable god. The thread you gave the link to (although very funny to me today) is full of heartbreak and pain. I thought when I first joined EX-c that I was the only one who held in this type of anger.

 

I remember one night going out on my patio and putting my fists up to the 'heavens' and screaming out to god that

I would prefer to spend eternity in hell as opposed to spending one day in heaven with 'him'!!!

 

I was sooooo angry that night I thought I would have a heart attack.

It's one of the reasons I was so happy to find this website. I didn't know who to turn to!!

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Holy Spirit giving Mary an orgasm! 

 

 

Nah, I'm just kidding.  The Holy Spirit is too selfish for that.

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Holy Spirit giving Mary an orgasim! 

 

 

Nah, I'm just kidding.  The Holy Spirit is too selfish for that.

 

He was kind enough to leave her with a Jesus Sanchez.

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Ok, I'll blaspheme.

 

Yahweh, take your sock puppet Jesus and your invisible, flying spy camera, the Holy Spirit, and shove them up your ass.

 

Is that blasphemous enough?

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Very funny, but I just can't see how I can possibly blaspheme something I don't believe in.

 

I like Stephen Fry's quote

 

"I'm afraid I don't believe there is such a thing as blasphemy, just outrage from those insecure in their own faith".

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True.  But sometimes it does one good to just get it out of their system.  It's also a good way to shatter the taboos that come from a lifetime of indoctrination. 

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Hella yeah I do remember em all!

 

Here's my bit of blasphemy.

 

"Lord God", you are not my slavemaster,

"Lord God", you have whipped yourself

For nothing, for nothing indeed.

Because I was supposed to never be yours

in the first place.

 

For you are only a figment of my imagination,

For you have infected me with your orders,

and so you have faded,

like the unreachable old world.

 

You are just another of the gods who

have succumbed to gotterdammerung.

 

Free yourself from my mind,

Free yourself from the living lands,

Free yourself from the future

For you have no place in it.

 

You are a shrivelled foreskin sucking deity,

you have an allergy to iron,

you have a hairline temper,

you won't forgive quickly,

you won't allow shrimps,

you won't allow any good loving either.

 

You are outdated, you are obsolete,

You are a holdover, you are a sadist,

you are a babymaker with a teen girl,

you are a nothing, you are an idea,

you were once proper, you were once a father.

 

Nothing more!

 

God is a fucker,

Holy Spirit may shit nails,

Jesus must gut himself.

Virgin Mary, insert a dildo in your vagina!

Joseph, go screw another woman!

Satan, get your pal Yahweh and yourself a bag of pus and boils!

All the demons and angels, go have sex and fuck yourself out of brains!

 

May Hell freeze and Heaven burn!

 

May prophets for ever be silent,

may the popes and priests and pastors stop being such people.

May we grow up, may we become our fullest ourselves

and may we never stop being human beings.

 

Because we need dogs, not gods.

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