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As you can see in this image wish my cat made late 1998, my cat correctly predicted the popes name would be Benedict. This is without doubt proof that my cat has magical powers. How did my cat know?

Well as you can see there are 4 not so clear paw marks.. and Benedict 5 previous lives ago (as indicated by the other paw marks) had 4 cats.

This clearly proves that my cat knew!

Yeah right!

 

Now according to some idiots that predict the future the same way as my cat (who of course is not an idiot). Something really really bad is going to happen during the next pope phase.

How did the same people predict that Benedict would be the pope? Because there was a olive branch on this drawing symbol thing. And ofcouse since Benedict loves olives or something having the same bullshit value they got it right.
They could have also just said that he likes to cook in olive oil.. that would make a lot of sense to.

So there we go guys, the world is going to end AGAIN!
QUOTE: 112. Peter the Roman, who will pasture his sheep in many tribulations,
and when these things are finished, the city of seven hills [i.e. Rome] will be destroyed, and the dreadful judge will judge his people.

Its beginning to look like every year they find a other bullshit story to why the world is going to end.

Im guessing some people are making a lot of money by scarring sheep into buying there crap. There even selling books on how to survive the end of days or the mayor economy co-laps.

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