mwc Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 To get jesus DNA just go to Catholic Mass during lord's supper. Wait for them to ingest "host" so it magically morphs into "jesus." Rip sample from lots of people (because of contamination that could take place). Do "science-y" stuff on lots of samples and you're all done. Go compare to beach towel. mwc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadrunner Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 To get jesus DNA just go to Catholic Mass during lord's supper. Wait for them to ingest "host" so it magically morphs into "jesus." Rip sample from lots of people (because of contamination that could take place). Do "science-y" stuff on lots of samples and you're all done. Go compare to beach towel. mwc LOL! ^^^ I wonder when they realize that ritual is stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stealth44 Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 The man on the shroud is too tall. Average height for the time/area is 5'2, plus the long hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raoul Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 The man on the shroud is too tall. Average height for the time/area is 5'2, plus the long hair. I beg to differ! Everyone knows, especially in THIS country, that all of the men were between 6'1 and 6'3. They all had short blonde hair and blue eyes. And most importantly, they were all Republicans! Don't you know your history? LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest r3alchild Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 Theres no known history to the shroud before the 13 century, so that should be a dead give away. Also years ago when they tested a corner of the shroud it was dated to that time. I think its a 13 century work of art. Radiocarbon 14 dating of the Shroud of Turin The *Shroud of Turin ,* a linen cloth commonly associated with the crucifixion and burial of Jesus Christ , has undergone numerous scientific tests, the most notable of which is radiocarbon dating , in an attempt to determine the relic 's authenticity. In 1988, scientists at three separate laboratories dated samples from the Shroud to a range of 1260–1390CE, which coincides with the first appearance of the shroud in France in the 1350s.[1] These results are generally accepted by the scientific community. This dating has been questioned by some, and doubts have been raised in particular regarding the representivity of the sample that was taken for testing. The various alternative hypotheses have all been refuted by scientists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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