QualifiedCommenter Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/florida-woman-finds-sign-god-her-goldfish-cracker-191857159.html I saw this story today while checking my Email. I personally think it's crazy that anybody would even take something like her story seriously. I also find it funny that there was no comments section on that news story. I mean, come on... if any one of us were God, wouldn't we choose to communicate with people (and prove to them that he exist) by putting weird marks that only obsessive people will ever notice on junk food? Seems legit to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
older Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 Well, if you feel left out, you can get this: http://www.amazon.com/Fred-Holy-Toast-Bread-Stamper/dp/B000KG8E52 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest r3alchild Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 God has the power to put a image on a fish cracker but he can't be fucked feeding one starving child (without human intervention) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilith666 Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 The devil is in a toaster: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest r3alchild Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 Thats not the devil, that is gravity acting on a blackhole that has curved the fabric of the space time in our milkyway, causing a time dilation to change light particals into dark particals that have effected the toaster on a molecular level, putting it out of phase with its quantem mechanics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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