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I Can Prove Cthulhu Exist!


DarthKoopa

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I can prove Crhulhu exist and I can do it without any of HP Lovecraft's books. Reality exist. Therefore it must end (everything ends). Therefore Cthulhu will rise out of the sea and consume reality. May madness fill our hearts and minds!

 

La la Cthulu Fhtagn!!!

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The rise in mental illness is confirmation of Cthulhu's imminent return.

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If Cthulhu didn't exist - why do so many people live in fear?

And why do bad things happen?

It wouldn't make sense!

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I know a lot of people like the Cthulu stuff, but my favorite Lovecraft stories are the ones that have nothing to do with it. "The Outsider", "Herbert West, Reanimator" and "The Color Out of Space" are all awesome. But, that said, yes all the irrational woo going on is indeed evidence of the imminent rising of the Great Old One!

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