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I Must Be A Prophet Filled With The Holy Spirit


JamesG

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Jesus told me to spread the word!!!

 

 

In the time of man when great power is given to them. They will create machines that will tread the waters. And low unto you for there will be a great darkness that will spread on some waters. Some animals will be choked by this darkness. It will stick upon their flesh where no water can remove. Their will be men who bear responsibility and they may or may not be known for such is the way of man.

 

 

way more accurate than other biblical prophesies.

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Far more accurate.  But if the all powerful made bunny tails white, and deer's eyes reflective in headlights; how come he didnt make teflon fins and feathers and oil filters in their gills?  He knew this was gonna happen right???

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Jesus told me to spread the word!!!

 

 

In the time of man when great power is given to them. They will create machines that will tread the waters. And low unto you for there will be a great darkness that will spread on some waters. Some animals will be choked by this darkness. It will stick upon their flesh where no water can remove. Their will be men who bear responsibility and they may or may not be known for such is the way of man.

 

 

way more accurate than other biblical prophesies.

 

Actually, your prophecy is just as accurate as the Biblical prophecies because you wrote it down after the events mentioned in the "prophecy" happened.

 

 

Far more accurate.  But if the all powerful made bunny tails white, and deer's eyes reflective in headlights; how come he didnt make teflon fins and feathers and oil filters in their gills?  He knew this was gonna happen right???

 

Well, the Bible god is well known for behaving like a sadist, so that might explain a lot.

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Far more accurate.  But if the all powerful made bunny tails white, and deer's eyes reflective in headlights; how come he didnt make teflon fins and feathers and oil filters in their gills?  He knew this was gonna happen right???

 

Do not question the prophet JamesG with your petty logic, reason and critical thinking. Instead you should accept his prophecy with fear and trembling! Even if it's after the fact...more like a post-phecy than a prophecy. :-)

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Do you doubt that some one some where in the world will spill oil on some water some where in the world at some point of time in the forseeable future Bah Heretics!!!!!

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The OT prophesies of Jesus' life, death and resurrection to save all mankind from their sins would be funny, if they hadn't caused untold death and destruction in the last 2000 years.  bill 

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OMG you just  hit the jackpot 777 posts you win the forums until you make 778 posts!!!

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