SilentLoner Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 its been happening for a few days now. someone has been putting xtian phamphlets in my school locker every few days. I have some suspicions as to who it is, but I dont want to confront anyone unless im positive its them. i think i upset someone when I argued my point about all the damage caused by organized religions throughout history during a class debate one day. I dont know what to do about this. should I report it? or try to catch the person responsible red handed? im getting really fed up with this crap and I just might really lose it if it keeps up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Broke Free Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 its been happening for a few days now. someone has been putting xtian phamphlets in my school locker every few days. I have some suspicions as to who it is, but I dont want to confront anyone unless im positive its them. i think i upset someone when I argued my point about all the damage caused by organized religions throughout history during a class debate one day.I dont know what to do about this. should I report it? or try to catch the person responsible red handed? im getting really fed up with this crap and I just might really lose it if it keeps up. I usually prefer to get even rather than mad. Perhaps you could print out something in very small text (the same color as you locker) right were someone would have to slip it through your locker. (Not big enough for anyone walking by to notice) It could read: Notice: Thank for the literature. And then include something witty about how useful it was in the restroom. I am sure you think of something clever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vixentrox Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 Send the person anti-chick tracts when you figure out who it is. Of course, you could complain to the teachers, but chances are, they are Xtian too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest yoshi Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 Find out for sure who it is. Then give him some anti-tracts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanInPA Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 If I were you, I think that unless I was absolutely sure who the culprit was, I'd just toss the pamphlets and not give it another thought. If I were to pinpoint the person, by all means I'd confront them. Preferably in front of lots of onlookers. As others here have said....You probably won't change that one persons mind, but you'll show others what a fool they are. Dan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Broke Free Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 Another thought. Wait until you see the person you suspect is coming down the hall. Leave the tracts on the floor in front of your locker, with dirty foot prints on them of course. They are basically trash. Treat them as such. Also, if you see her pick them up and look at you in disgust. You know you have the right person. I know it's littering, but some things are more important. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Neil Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 I'm guessing it's just your average locker with the slot on the front, allowing people to stuff pamphlets in, right? Here's what you do. Take a piece of cardboard and duct tape it to the inside of your locker door over the slots, thus blocking any phamphlets from getting in. If at all possible, write something on the cardboard that stands a chance of being visible from the outside, making it clear that little pamphlets about Jesus are not welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentLoner Posted May 3, 2005 Author Share Posted May 3, 2005 I'm guessing it's just your average locker with the slot on the front, allowing people to stuff pamphlets in, right? Here's what you do. Take a piece of cardboard and duct tape it to the inside of your locker door over the slots, thus blocking any phamphlets from getting in. thanks everyone. i like the duct tape and cardboard idea, but I think ill stay after school one day and try to see who it is. if that fails, ill go with the tape. i would step all over the phamphlets, but my school is crazy on littering and stuff. (trust me, ive had enough detentions). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TruthWarrior Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 its been happening for a few days now. someone has been putting xtian phamphlets in my school locker every few days. I have some suspicions as to who it is, but I dont want to confront anyone unless im positive its them. i think i upset someone when I argued my point about all the damage caused by organized religions throughout history during a class debate one day.I dont know what to do about this. should I report it? or try to catch the person responsible red handed? im getting really fed up with this crap and I just might really lose it if it keeps up. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Just laugh at it. If I followed that rule I would have had a much less stressful life in school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♦ nivek ♦ Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 What I'd do is this... Go to pet store and buy some catnip... Put on some latex exam gloves.. Tape pages of said offensive things togetehr, roll a doob the size of a burrito put of them, cram it in the offenders locker vents, and let him/her "burn one for Jebuzz".. Or take a good healthy afternoon constitutional and use proceeds of materials to clean up with, bag in a double bagged sealer bag, hand the shit back to them.. n Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thurisaz Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 Leave the tracts on the floor in front of your locker, with dirty foot prints on them of course. They are basically trash. Treat them as such. That's what I was thinking too, only that I'd have suggested to tear them to pieces just large enough to still be recognizable as chicken tracts which got what they deserved... then dump the shreds in front of your locker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin Benson Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 Leave a note taped to your locker that reads: "Thank you Xtain, I have plenty of toilet paper and kindling now. No more please." If not, hook a paper shredder into where they are being inserted and have the diced tracts immeadetily ejected out of the locker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 How about something like "No Spam!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atheist_thinker Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 dump them on the floor and walk on them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caretaker Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 "You must be smoking crack if you think these tracts will prove anything to me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentLoner Posted May 5, 2005 Author Share Posted May 5, 2005 Leave a note taped to your locker that reads: "Thank you Xtain, I have plenty of toilet paper and kindling now. No more please." If not, hook a paper shredder into where they are being inserted and have the diced tracts immeadetily ejected out of the locker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trashy Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 If your school is really picky about littering, then tear the tracts up and drop them on the floor. If someone asks you, well...........they certainly aren't YOUR tracts, are they? It'll give some school administrator something to do, tracking down the owner..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Leave a note taped to your locker that reads: "Thank you Xtain, I have plenty of toilet paper and kindling now. No more please." If not, hook a paper shredder into where they are being inserted and have the diced tracts immeadetily ejected out of the locker. I was thinking along the same lines, only I was thinking of having a note read, "This is not a trash can, please do not deposit your trash here." but yours is better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Challenger Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 (Mr. Neil) I'm guessing it's just your average locker with the slot on the front, allowing people to stuff pamphlets in, right? Here's what you do. Take a piece of cardboard and duct tape it to the inside of your locker door over the slots, thus blocking any phamphlets from getting in. Good idea! Whoever it is will likely give up after that, or else resort to jamming them inside the door. You can also alert the school (if possible) about this. Let them know this is not welcome. It may be happening to others as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All Gods Fail Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 Just laugh at it. If I followed that rule I would have had a much less stressful life in school. Amen, TW. Laughing at pathetic shit like this puts it in perspective. You've got better things to do in life than obsess over some bible-geek and his little tracts. Then forget about it. Who gives a fuck in the long run? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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