Amethyst Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 I was bored, so I came up with this. ***** On the first day of Christmas Dubya gave to me A wiretap on my Christmas tree On the second day of Christmas Dubya gave to me Higher taxes And a wiretap on my Christmas tree. On the third day of Christmas Dubya gave to me Three Bad Speeches Higher taxes And a wiretap on my Christmas tree. On the fourth day of Christmas Dubya gave to me Four Patriot Acts Three Bad Speeches Higher Taxes And a wiretap on my Christmas tree. On the fifth day of Christmas Dubya gave to me Five WMDs Four Patriot Acts Three Bad Speeches Higher Taxes And a wiretap on my Christmas tree. On the sixth day of Christmas Dubya gave to me Six Happy Holiday Cards Five WMDs Four Patriot Acts Three Bad Speeches Higher Taxes And a wiretap on my Christmas tree. On the seventh day of Christmas Dubya gave to me Seven new-cue-lear weapons Six Happy Holiday Cards Five WMDs Four Patriot Acts Three Bad Speeches Higher Taxes And a wiretap on my Christmas tree. On the eight day of Christmas Dubya gave to me Eight Intelligent Design books Seven new-cue-lear weapons Six Happy Holiday Cards Five WMDs Four Patriot Acts Three Bad Speeches Higher Taxes And a wiretap on my Christmas tree. On the ninth day of Christmas Dubya gave to me Nine rising gas prices Eight Intelligent Design books Seven new-cue-lear weapons Six Happy Holiday Cards Five WMDs Four Patriot Acts Three Bad Speeches Higher Taxes And a wiretap on my Christmas tree. On the tenth day of Christmas Dubya gave to me Ten Iraqi Soldiers Nine rising gas prices Eight Intelligent Design books Seven new-cue-lear weapons Six Happy Holiday Cards Five WMDs Four Patriot Acts Three Bad Speeches Higher Taxes And a wiretap on my Christmas tree. On the eleventh day of Christmas Dubya gave to me Eleven Electrocutions Ten Iraqi Soldiers Nine rising gas prices Eight Intelligent Design books Seven new-cue-lear weapons Six Happy Holiday Cards Five WMDs Four Patriot Acts Three Bad Speeches Higher Taxes And a wiretap on my Christmas tree. On the twelfth day of Christmas Dubya gave to me Twelve Middle East Wars Eleven Electrocutions Ten Iraqi Soldiers Nine rising gas prices Eight Intelligent Design books Seven new-cue-lear weapons Six Happy Holiday Cards Five WMDs Four Patriot Acts Three Bad Speeches Higher Taxes And a wiretap on my Christmas tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♦ nivek ♦ Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Be hilarious if not so true Ame.. Good Job! kl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Helmet Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Don't forget Anthrax, terrorists, duct tape, mobile biolabs, bad intelligence (or none in Dubya's case ), etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charley Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 How DARE you make fun of our president! Don't you realize that this is a time of war, and we need to unquestioningly go along with anything that occurs.... No one would like to admit it, but we all have a bit of that herding instinct implyed above, that Bush seeks to exploit in the various ways you outlined. The best way to not fall victim to it, in my opinion, is to have a sense of humor about it. You certainly do. The sad thing is, he might be right about a lot of things. There is just no way to be sure, so I don't get involved much in politics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Posted December 21, 2005 Author Share Posted December 21, 2005 The best way to not fall victim to it, in my opinion, is to have a sense of humor about it. You certainly do. I try my best to. Thanks, all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalidasa Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 *snicker* Love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnosis of Disbelief Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Good one! I'm afraid you might be right about the "12 Middle East Wars" thing, though..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Posted December 22, 2005 Author Share Posted December 22, 2005 I'm afraid you might be right about the "12 Middle East Wars" thing, though..... Let's hope not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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