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Crossing Yourself


Denyoz
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I don't think fundamentalists do this, but millions of Catholic and Orthodox Christians do it every day: the Sign of the Cross.  It's when a person traces an upright cross over his body by moving his right hand from his forehead to his navel, then from his left shoulder to his right shoulder.

 

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Looks like an innocent enough gesture, until you remember that the cross is an instrument of torture.

 

Let's force the little children to draw the symbol of a big torture device across their bodies as a sign that they are Christians.  What a great idea!

 

And imagine this:  if Jesus had been hanged instead of nailed to a cross, Catholics would have to do the Sign of the Rope, which would probably look something like this:

 

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Or if he had died from a gunshot to the head, they would do the Sign of the Gun, like this:

 

gun to head.jpg  "In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit"

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Or if he had died in a boxing ring, the Catholics would do this sign before they sat in their pews..........

 

 

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Or if he had died from a snake 'fight and bite'...this on the right, would have to be the new sign in the catholic church.......

 

Ok..I'll stop being silly and let you get on with your post.....

 

 

 

 

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I think a deadly spider bite on his penis, causing an erection just before his death would be perfect!  Catholics would perform either dry humping motions, or masturbation motions to honor their lord and savior!  And they couldn't diss porn, as it invokes  the Lord's Condition!  Okay, now it's just getting weird!

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In an alternative universe Jesus died in a Karate tournament so Catholics do the sign of the Crane.

 

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One more before bed........

 

If Jesus had died in a karate competition, the new sign at the catholic church before entering the pew would be this.........

 

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