Llwellyn Posted September 4, 2013 Posted September 4, 2013 Hilarious video for those of us hated by God: 1
LifeCycle Posted September 4, 2013 Posted September 4, 2013 Hahah! I was just about to share this as well!
Guest Marty Posted September 4, 2013 Posted September 4, 2013 Well, I never thought I would agree with a pastor like that, but when he said "god is a bigot", well, there is nothing else to say after that... And the counter-placard that read "jesus had 2 dads" was perfect!!
ExCBooster Posted September 5, 2013 Posted September 5, 2013 Leviticus, eh? I don't know... some of those guys looked like they were wearing shirts that looked suspiciously like... *scare chord* BLENDED FIBER. Leviticus 19:19 "Keep my decrees. Do not mate different kinds of animals. Do not plant your field with two kinds of seed. Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of materials." Ohh... somebody's going to Hell... Amazing how people can take as the literal word of God some parts of the Bible, and overlook all the other total batshit craziness in it... You don't find these guys living in 100% cotton wearing crop monoculture communes with no mules. That's why, when debating Christians, I always insist that they make sure they've read the whole Bible, cover to cover, first, before we start. You'd be amazed how many haven't...
jdog Posted September 5, 2013 Posted September 5, 2013 I Find it horrifying that people have this much hate in them. The preacher in the church pulpit. What he said. Wow. It's really sad. I liked when I heard "love not hate". Chant. And the gerbil thing is hilarious. What about the gerbil... That reporter guy said the word "gerbil" a ton of times and it got funnier each time he said it and the toothless preaching guy got more and more ticked off. Funny. 1
LifeCycle Posted September 5, 2013 Posted September 5, 2013 "Git outta muah fayce!" Yeah, it sucks when people are all up in your grill giving you their un-welcomed opinions doesn't it?
R. S. Martin Posted September 5, 2013 Posted September 5, 2013 Leviticus, eh? I don't know... some of those guys looked like they were wearing shirts that looked suspiciously like... *scare chord* BLENDED FIBER. Leviticus 19:19 "Keep my decrees. Do not mate different kinds of animals. Do not plant your field with two kinds of seed. Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of materials." Ohh... somebody's going to Hell... Amazing how people can take as the literal word of God some parts of the Bible, and overlook all the other total batshit craziness in it... You don't find these guys living in 100% cotton wearing crop monoculture communes with no mules. That's why, when debating Christians, I always insist that they make sure they've read the whole Bible, cover to cover, first, before we start. You'd be amazed how many haven't... Imaginary convo: So which part of the Bible are you defending? All of it. For when Jesus was dying on the cross, are you defending the part where he cried with a loud voice when he died but it doesn't say what he said, or the part where he said "Father into thy hands I commend my spirit" when he died, or the part where he said "It is finished" when he died?* For the creation story, are you defending the part where God created man and woman at the same time or the part where he made Adam and all the animals first and then Eve a day or two later when Adam got lonely? All of it. God says in Leviticus and in Romans that homosexuals will go to hell. You're defending Leviticus and Romans. I'm defending Leviticus 19:19. I think you better get out of every shred of clothing you're wearing because you're going to hell. Okay, I don't know what your undies are made of but your shirt and pants and socks and shoes all contain mixed fiber. Get outa my face! Sure. No problem. My same-sex lover is waiting for me back at the apartment. *Scriptures for Jesus' dying speeches (scroll down to see all of them on the same page): Matt. 27:46-50 Mark 15:34-37 Luke 23:44-46 John 19:28-30
R. S. Martin Posted September 5, 2013 Posted September 5, 2013 The only thing that would have made this an even better video is if some of the counter protesting women would have gone topless while protesting...... You dirty dipshit. I see no political advantage.
R. S. Martin Posted September 5, 2013 Posted September 5, 2013 The only thing that would have made this an even better video is if some of the counter protesting women would have gone topless while protesting...... You dirty dipshit. I see no political advantage. Oh contraire....it would attract attention and possibly make the fundys want to leave for fear they may commit the sin of LUST....LOL..... Then we'll have to get the men to strip down, too, to get at the closet gay fundies. No fundy women at the scene, I guess, to lust after all that brawny male muscle. Or doesn't female lust count as much of a sin? It's only the men whose lust counts as sin? I'm a bit confused here since you defend stripped-down women but never mention the fully-clothed men at the same scene. You really do come across as a dirty old man, Burnie.
Deva Posted September 5, 2013 Posted September 5, 2013 LOL how did he hear about gerbils? Reading that perverted porn too much... In need of some serious dental work as well.
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