Deva Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 "The bride of Christ" ugh - yes, the Bible encourages it. But, gross. I want to say, just grow up. I was in love with Captain Kirk when I was 14.. Really? Some females have actually found Captain Kirk attractive? I wouldn't have guessed that. I always thought he was sortof a male scifi nerd's notion of what women would/should find attractive. I wouldn't have guessed that they got it right to any extent. You're joking, right??? I mean, I'm a straight man and I even would've fucked Kirk back in the day. LOL fwee. I will remember that. For sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deva Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 But seriously, how is my love for Capt. Kirk different from the OP's love for Jesus? Same thing. Except at age 14 I wouldn't have been able to produce anything so pornographic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RankStranger Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 "The bride of Christ" ugh - yes, the Bible encourages it. But, gross. I want to say, just grow up. I was in love with Captain Kirk when I was 14.. Really? Some females have actually found Captain Kirk attractive? I wouldn't have guessed that. I always thought he was sortof a male scifi nerd's notion of what women would/should find attractive. I wouldn't have guessed that they got it right to any extent. You're joking, right??? I mean, I'm a straight man and I even would've fucked Kirk back in the day. I guess we just have different tastes in men. Seriously, my wife thinks he's repulsive- and I kinda defer to her judgement on these matters. But maybe her opinion of Kirk isn't typical- I dunno. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denyoz Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 http://media.xfamily.org/docs/fam/gn/Post-It-GN-19-20.htmlt It goes something like this. I just picked a line at random: 215. (Jesus:) Your love and your trust in Me thrills My soul! You fill My love cup to overflowing! You cause Me to tingle with excitement! You cause My loins to quiver with joyous tension that will soon be released in blissful lovemaking together, with Me filling you with My love, with My penis, with My rod, with My desire, with My passion, until I can contain no longer and I explode into orgasmic relief, thrilling, filling and pleasing you!—Until your vibrant, desirous, longing body is undulating with Me in pure pleasure, and we're moving together so happily, so passionately, as we are one together in spirit and soul. Did you write this, JordanRiver? I hope you and Jesus are legally married, otherwise this is a big big sin and you are going to suffer a long long time in the hot hot fire of hell. Jesus' father is known to be quite the jealous type and just a little bit obsessed with the wrath thing. I would be more discreet if I was you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denyoz Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 http://media.xfamily.org/docs/fam/gn/Post-It-GN-19-20.htmlt It goes something like this. Is this what "Authentic Christian Believers" are up to these days? No wonder the churches are full. Maybe we're missing something guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JordanRiver Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 http://media.xfamily.org/docs/fam/gn/Post-It-GN-19-20.htmlt It goes something like this. I just picked a line at random: 215. (Jesus:) Your love and your trust in Me thrills My soul! You fill My love cup to overflowing! You cause Me to tingle with excitement! You cause My loins to quiver with joyous tension that will soon be released in blissful lovemaking together, with Me filling you with My love, with My penis, with My rod, with My desire, with My passion, until I can contain no longer and I explode into orgasmic relief, thrilling, filling and pleasing you!—Until your vibrant, desirous, longing body is undulating with Me in pure pleasure, and we're moving together so happily, so passionately, as we are one together in spirit and soul. Did you write this, JordanRiver? I hope you and Jesus are legally married, otherwise this is a big big sin and you are going to suffer a long long time in the hot hot fire of hell. Jesus' father is known to be quite the jealous type and just a little bit obsessed with the wrath thing. I would be more discreet if I was you. I did not write this. I found this recently, and it was amazing because Jesus and I have a similar relationship. It confirmed my beliefs, as to just how much Jesus loves me. I think God likes it that I love His Son so much, that I do not care, and do not hold back. Love knows no limits. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JordanRiver Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 http://media.xfamily.org/docs/fam/gn/Post-It-GN-19-20.htmlt It goes something like this. Is this what "Authentic Christian Believers" are up to these days? No wonder the churches are full. Maybe we're missing something guys. Yes you are. I know others who have a similar relationship with Christ the Eternal Husband. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RankStranger Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 http://media.xfamily.org/docs/fam/gn/Post-It-GN-19-20.htmlt It goes something like this. I just picked a line at random: 215. (Jesus:) Your love and your trust in Me thrills My soul! You fill My love cup to overflowing! You cause Me to tingle with excitement! You cause My loins to quiver with joyous tension that will soon be released in blissful lovemaking together, with Me filling you with My love, with My penis, with My rod, with My desire, with My passion, until I can contain no longer and I explode into orgasmic relief, thrilling, filling and pleasing you!—Until your vibrant, desirous, longing body is undulating with Me in pure pleasure, and we're moving together so happily, so passionately, as we are one together in spirit and soul. Did you write this, JordanRiver? I hope you and Jesus are legally married, otherwise this is a big big sin and you are going to suffer a long long time in the hot hot fire of hell. Jesus' father is known to be quite the jealous type and just a little bit obsessed with the wrath thing. I would be more discreet if I was you. I did not write this. I found this recently, and it was amazing because Jesus and I have a similar relationship. It confirmed my beliefs, as to just how much Jesus loves me. I think God likes it that I love His Son so much, that I do not care, and do not hold back. Love knows no limits. Do you love God The Father this way too? And the Holy Ghost? Or is it just Jesus who turns you on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JordanRiver Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Since I am genuine with my love, and I really do mean it, I believe God looks down and is happy with my relationship with Christ. I am not mocking or joking. I am serious about this. I have faith, and God loves us when we have faith and do not doubt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denyoz Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 I did not write this. I found this recently, and it was amazing because Jesus and I have a similar relationship. It confirmed my beliefs, as to just how much Jesus loves me. I think God likes it that I love His Son so much, that I do not care, and do not hold back. Love knows no limits. Well I had to give you a point for replying. It takes courage. I'm pretty sure you could NOT post this stuff on a Christian website, am I right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JordanRiver Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 http://media.xfamily.org/docs/fam/gn/Post-It-GN-19-20.htmlt It goes something like this. I just picked a line at random: 215. (Jesus:) Your love and your trust in Me thrills My soul! You fill My love cup to overflowing! You cause Me to tingle with excitement! You cause My loins to quiver with joyous tension that will soon be released in blissful lovemaking together, with Me filling you with My love, with My penis, with My rod, with My desire, with My passion, until I can contain no longer and I explode into orgasmic relief, thrilling, filling and pleasing you!—Until your vibrant, desirous, longing body is undulating with Me in pure pleasure, and we're moving together so happily, so passionately, as we are one together in spirit and soul. Did you write this, JordanRiver? I hope you and Jesus are legally married, otherwise this is a big big sin and you are going to suffer a long long time in the hot hot fire of hell. Jesus' father is known to be quite the jealous type and just a little bit obsessed with the wrath thing. I would be more discreet if I was you. I did not write this. I found this recently, and it was amazing because Jesus and I have a similar relationship. It confirmed my beliefs, as to just how much Jesus loves me. I think God likes it that I love His Son so much, that I do not care, and do not hold back. Love knows no limits. Do you love God The Father this way too? And the Holy Ghost? Or is it just Jesus who turns you on? It is just Jesus. Good question. My relationship with Christ has sky-rocketed in the past 6 months to this. Before I was like the other boring Christians...now I am on fire. It's amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
par4dcourse Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Ok, Jordan, your comments were pretty benign to this point, but that last couple are going to bring you some grief. So why are YOU posting this crap on an Ex-Christian site? God/gods are your mind's invention, so basically you're an extreme narcissist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JordanRiver Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 I did not write this. I found this recently, and it was amazing because Jesus and I have a similar relationship. It confirmed my beliefs, as to just how much Jesus loves me. I think God likes it that I love His Son so much, that I do not care, and do not hold back. Love knows no limits. Well I had to give you a point for replying. It takes courage. I'm pretty sure you could NOT post this stuff on a Christian website, am I right? That's correct. You are right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesG Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Do you masturbate to scripture or worship music ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denyoz Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Do you masturbate to scripture or worship music ? So JamesG, I couldn't help noticing that your God is "A flying pink invisible and glittery phallus"? So you can really relate to this kind of stuff. Cool! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesG Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Do you masturbate to scripture or worship music ? So JamesG, I couldn't help noticing that your God is "A flying pink invisible and glittery phallus"? So you can really relate to this kind of stuff. Cool! YES YES I CAN! the flying pink invisible and glittery phallus is a goddess beyond question since she doesn't have penis envy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denyoz Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Do you masturbate to scripture or worship music ? So JamesG, I couldn't help noticing that your God is "A flying pink invisible and glittery phallus"? So you can really relate to this kind of stuff. Cool! YES YES I CAN! the flying pink invisible and glittery phallus is a goddess beyond question since she doesn't have penis envy So... your phallus goddess is a lesbian? Interesting. Start a new post in the Spirituality forum. I want to know all the juicy details. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesG Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Do you masturbate to scripture or worship music ? So JamesG, I couldn't help noticing that your God is "A flying pink invisible and glittery phallus"? So you can really relate to this kind of stuff. Cool! YES YES I CAN! the flying pink invisible and glittery phallus is a goddess beyond question since she doesn't have penis envy So... your phallus goddess is a lesbian? Interesting. Start a new post in the Spirituality forum. I want to know all the juicy details. lol will do 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mymistake Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Yes you are. I know others who have a similar relationship with Christ the Eternal Husband. Really I don't have a problem with whatever sexual fantasy you might have as long as you don't hurt any real people with it. However wasn't sharing this too much information? I would like to know why you choose to share the information with ex-Christians of all people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator TrueFreedom Posted September 15, 2013 Moderator Share Posted September 15, 2013 May I just share that I am skeptical that JordanRiver is a true believer? If not a troll, this is a fairly unique poe. Elicit sex with Jesus? Seriously? At least it's entertaining... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babylonian Dream Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Since I am genuine with my love, and I really do mean it, I believe God looks down and is happy with my relationship with Christ. I am not mocking or joking. I am serious about this. I have faith, and God loves us when we have faith and do not doubt. Well... creepiness aside... I gotta say I like your phallic Jesus far better than the other Jesus memes out there, but I can't say I think you're serious, and if you are, don't count on people taking this seriously. It's just seeming a little farfetched if ya know what I mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Margee Posted September 15, 2013 Moderator Share Posted September 15, 2013 Here's a song that I used to sing with the blues band in church at least once a month......you'll love it Jorden!! I used to put my whole heart into singing this song!! The church used to go crazy when we did this song!!! I really do still love this song.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kolaida Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 http://media.xfamily.org/docs/fam/gn/Post-It-GN-19-20.htmlt It goes something like this. Is this what "Authentic Christian Believers" are up to these days? No wonder the churches are full. Maybe we're missing something guys. I was wondering the same thing. Also, can't tell if Jordan is serious or joking. I honestly thought it was a parody/joke at first, but am not sure anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thackerie Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 "The bride of Christ" ugh - yes, the Bible encourages it. But, gross. I want to say, just grow up. I was in love with Captain Kirk when I was 14.. Really? Some females have actually found Captain Kirk attractive? I wouldn't have guessed that. I always thought he was sortof a male scifi nerd's notion of what women would/should find attractive. I wouldn't have guessed that they got it right to any extent. You're joking, right??? I mean, I'm a straight man and I even would've fucked Kirk back in the day. I guess we just have different tastes in men. Seriously, my wife thinks he's repulsive- and I kinda defer to her judgement on these matters. But maybe her opinion of Kirk isn't typical- I dunno. Oh yeah, it's typical -- at least among all the women I've ever discussed it with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noggy Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 http://media.xfamily.org/docs/fam/gn/Post-It-GN-19-20.htmlt It goes something like this. OMG I NEVER CLICK ON THIS FORUM THANK YOU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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