SilentLoner Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RenaissanceWoman Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 That was giggle-inducing. "I'm gonna kill that lying sack of shit." Love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilith666 Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 "Sausage wallet"? "Baby cannon"? Typical Old Testament creeps. I always wondered how the hell Isaac bought the BS about Jacob being Esau.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mymistake Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 "Sausage wallet"? "Baby cannon"? Typical Old Testament creeps. I always wondered how the hell Isaac bought the BS about Jacob being Esau.... I like the part about how a Biblical marriage is between one man, his two cousins and their two slaves. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator buffettphan Posted September 25, 2013 Super Moderator Share Posted September 25, 2013 I like the part about how a Biblical marriage is between one man, his two cousins and their two slaves. I wonder if JordanRiver realizes this!?! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RenaissanceWoman Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 I like the part about how a Biblical marriage is between one man, his two cousins and their two slaves. Yes, but when we talk about Biblical marriage (in regards to gays, for example), we are not supposed to look at the Old Testament, dontcha know? Except of course the parts in Leviticus. (Face palm.) Another example of atheists knowing the Bible better than the C's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilith666 Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 "Sausage wallet"? "Baby cannon"? Typical Old Testament creeps. I always wondered how the hell Isaac bought the BS about Jacob being Esau.... I like the part about how a Biblical marriage is between one man, his two cousins and their two slaves. They were running a sort of family prostitution ring with the part about the mandrakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted September 28, 2013 Share Posted September 28, 2013 We used to teach parts of this story to small children in sunday school. I never understood it, there is no part of this story you can pick out as "good." Or "that makes sense!". We definitely should have included the mandrakes and the spotted goats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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