amateur Posted April 4, 2014 Posted April 4, 2014 "one week later, everything changed." I just read that in a friend's facebook post about "Book titles rewritten to get more clicks," and it cracked me up! It's also kind of profound. Yeah, perfect god who knows all made this perfect creation and in one week . . . poof. That didn't last long, did it? Epic fail. Of course, the snake and Eve did get the plot of the story moving along nicely. 2
Super Moderator TheRedneckProfessor Posted April 4, 2014 Super Moderator Posted April 4, 2014 I wonder how god could have looked at his creation and declared that it was "good", when he knew that the serpent, evil, the devil and his fallen angels were all present and waiting for the opportunity to unleash their nefarious powers against humanity. A loving creator indeed. 2
◊ crazyguy123 ◊ Posted April 4, 2014 Posted April 4, 2014 I wonder how god could have looked at his creation and declared that it was "good", when he knew that the serpent, evil, the devil and his fallen angels were all present and waiting for the opportunity to unleash their nefarious powers against humanity. A loving creator indeed. It's almost as if he wanted the serpent, evil, the devil, and his fallen angels to be present so that everything would go to shit, giving him an excuse to mindfuck everyone. 2
amateur Posted April 4, 2014 Author Posted April 4, 2014 I'm still thinking it was for plot purposes. You know, for the novel.
Super Moderator TheRedneckProfessor Posted April 4, 2014 Super Moderator Posted April 4, 2014 I wonder how god could have looked at his creation and declared that it was "good", when he knew that the serpent, evil, the devil and his fallen angels were all present and waiting for the opportunity to unleash their nefarious powers against humanity. A loving creator indeed. It's almost as if he wanted the serpent, evil, the devil, and his fallen angels to be present so that everything would go to shit, giving him an excuse to mindfuck everyone. You know, I just realized that god declaring that his creation was "good" was just another lie. I may have to revisit the "God Is A Liar" thread in The Lion's Den.
Overcame Faith Posted April 4, 2014 Posted April 4, 2014 The creator is responsible for that which he creates. If human beings somehow failed, it is the ultimate in not accepting responsibility for the creator to blame the created for it! A god who passes the buck. What kind of God is that? Even Harry Truman recognized that the buck stopped with him. God is, therefore inferior to Truman.
CyberRaiden1987 Posted April 4, 2014 Posted April 4, 2014 The creator is responsible for that which he creates. If human beings somehow failed, it is the ultimate in not accepting responsibility for the creator to blame the created for it! A god who passes the buck. What kind of God is that? Even Harry Truman recognized that the buck stopped with him. God is, therefore inferior to Truman. I totally agree! It's like the buck only stops with god when everything's going well, but when s**t goes south, all of a sudden it's everyone else's fault! What happened to god being "lord and master over all of creation"? :-) 1
Deva Posted April 5, 2014 Posted April 5, 2014 I wonder how god could have looked at his creation and declared that it was "good", when he knew that the serpent, evil, the devil and his fallen angels were all present and waiting for the opportunity to unleash their nefarious powers against humanity. A loving creator indeed. It was originally good, but he didn't mind if it got screwed up big time.
Thurisaz Posted April 5, 2014 Posted April 5, 2014 In the beginning there was the word... and looking at gawd's behavior and intentions, obviously the word was "Hehe I'm such an asshole".
Guest afireinside Posted April 5, 2014 Posted April 5, 2014 In the beginning there was the word... and looking at gawd's behavior and intentions, obviously the word was "Hehe I'm such an asshole". God rested on the seventh day cause he was hungover. He'd been drinking for 6 days straight. He got a bit down, felt a bit lonely. Instead of ringing his ex-girlfriend and telling her he wished he hadn't let her go, he decided he was going to make a planet with all sorts of fucked up terms and clauses. This is Gods version of the movie The Hangover but its not fucking funny. In the beginning the word was with God and the word was slurred. 1
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