Roz Posted May 12, 2014 Posted May 12, 2014 For the sake of argument, I'll grant the kalam cosmological argument. I don't know what caused the big bang, I don't particularly care. Ok, sure, there was a being that caused the big bang. Prove that it is your god, the christian god. You have a claim that because you're a christian you believe the christian god was the one true one. I'll listen to the metaphysical arguments, feel free to assert anything here. Really, go berserk with all the assertions and reasons for why you believe that the bible god is the one.
Guest afireinside Posted May 13, 2014 Posted May 13, 2014 Even if it was the Abrahamic God you're still rolling the dice over which religion of the three is correct because this God will hate you if you get it wrong, he's a real control freak who lacks self control
Roz Posted May 13, 2014 Author Posted May 13, 2014 Seriously, why is it your religion? Because the Metaphorical Ham and Cheese Sandwich visited me in a dream, that one day I will find 4 silver plates with writings from the lost tribe of the Antarctic Jews. Oh wait, did you direct that to someone else?
Aries256 Posted May 13, 2014 Posted May 13, 2014 well the Great Grilled Cheese Sandwich told me to raise a Arctic Penguin army, and vanquish the heretic Antarctic Jews!
Super Moderator TheRedneckProfessor Posted May 13, 2014 Super Moderator Posted May 13, 2014 Seriously, why is it your religion? Because the Metaphorical Ham and Cheese Sandwich visited me in a dream, that one day I will find 4 silver plates with writings from the lost tribe of the Antarctic Jews. Oh wait, did you direct that to someone else? well the Great Grilled Cheese Sandwich told me to raise a Arctic Penguin army, and vanquish the heretic Antarctic Jews! Both of your false culinary gods were based on nothing more than ancient myths about the Flying Spaghetti Monster. If you'd just read the texts in their proper context, you'd see that the one true god is a three-legged purple stump-jumper that flies through space in Russell's Teapot.
Aries256 Posted May 13, 2014 Posted May 13, 2014 Seriously, why is it your religion? Because the Metaphorical Ham and Cheese Sandwich visited me in a dream, that one day I will find 4 silver plates with writings from the lost tribe of the Antarctic Jews. Oh wait, did you direct that to someone else? well the Great Grilled Cheese Sandwich told me to raise a Arctic Penguin army, and vanquish the heretic Antarctic Jews! Both of your false culinary gods were based on nothing more than ancient myths about the Flying Spaghetti Monster. If you'd just read the texts in their proper context, you'd see that the one true god is a three-legged purple stump-jumper that flies through space in Russell's Teapot. you win, I cant beat that bit of imagination
Roz Posted May 13, 2014 Author Posted May 13, 2014 I refuse to believe your claims. Since we really can't prove each other's assertions, I think it's time for a crusade.
Guest afireinside Posted May 13, 2014 Posted May 13, 2014 well the Great Grilled Cheese Sandwich told me to raise a Arctic Penguin army, and vanquish the heretic Antarctic Jews! Lots of talk of seals in the book or revelation, Armageddon may be taking place in the Antarctic
Astreja Posted May 15, 2014 Posted May 15, 2014 Ha! I have the Seven Seals of the Apocalypse in My bathtub! *ork ork ork*
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