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It's all fun and games now but try to leave . . . 

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I forsee a deconversion in your near future.

Why are you not wearing a hijab? Do you not know modesty?

 

 

Does it look like I do? GONZ9729CustomImage1539775.gif

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Technically Nin, you're still a heathen.  You haven't said the magic words yet nor taken a shower.

 

From http://islam.about.com/od/converts/ht/convert.htm

Here's How:
  1. For a Muslim, every action begins with your intention. Quietly, to yourself, make the intention to embrace Islam as your faith.
  2. Say the following words with clarity of intention, firm faith and belief:
  3. Say: "Ash-hadu an la ilaha ill Allah." (I bear witness that there is no diety but Allah.)
  4. Say: "Wa ash-hadu ana Muhammad ar-rasullallah." (And I bear witness that Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah.)
  5. Take a shower, symbolically cleansing yourself of your past life. (Some people prefer to shower before making the declaration of faith above; either way is acceptable.)
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It's all fun and games now but try to leave . . . 

I can't leave. They'll kill me! I'm in prisoned!

 

 

Technically Nin, you're still a heathen.  You haven't said the magic words yet nor taken a shower.

 

From http://islam.about.com/od/converts/ht/convert.htm

Here's How:
  1. For a Muslim, every action begins with your intention. Quietly, to yourself, make the intention to embrace Islam as your faith.
  2. Say the following words with clarity of intention, firm faith and belief:
  3. Say: "Ash-hadu an la ilaha ill Allah." (I bear witness that there is no diety but Allah.)
  4. Say: "Wa ash-hadu ana Muhammad ar-rasullallah." (And I bear witness that Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah.)
  5. Take a shower, symbolically cleansing yourself of your past life. (Some people prefer to shower before making the declaration of faith above; either way is acceptable.)

 

I took the shahada. I've become a One True Believer!

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congratulations on being a one direction fan!

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congratulations on being a one direction fan!

Hahahhah, yes, you must now follow the rules of when and where to face Mecca.  Be alert!  Be careful with your ass.  Never let it face Mecca!  If it does, may Allah (PBUH) burn your skin off and regrow it to burn it off again in an endless cycle of torment throughout eternity.  

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*shakes head* out of one idiocy into another, equally as dangerous and detrimental to mankind, and the world. *smh*

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*shakes head* out of one idiocy into another, equally as dangerous and detrimental to mankind, and the world. *smh*

Racist! *presses report button*

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As smokers die off, savvy proletariats everywhere are converting to Islam to claim their five daily prayer breaks. Props to you!

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If one joins a religion, FreeThinkerNZ, it doesn't matter what one's words say. Only the words of The Apostle matter, for he is one of the spokesmen of Allah.

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Islam isn't a race, it's a religion, or rather a inhibition of mankind. I have nothing against anyone of any race. I do have many things against especially the three abrahamic scourges, erm I mean religions. Races of people are not harmful to humanity nor the world. Religion especially islam. Nothing but horrible monsters.

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Is Islam a race? When one joins Islam, is one not changed forever? Like the people of the book, they have become new creatures. A new creation. Not like them other idiots that believe that other stuff.

 

I hope ninurta will answer this for us.

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If you're going to join a religion, it might pay to learn the difference between the words "religion" and "race".

We are all brothers and sisters in islam. Therefore, we're a race. Just like the jews are a race. ;)

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Technically Nin, you're still a heathen. You haven't said the magic words yet nor taken a shower.

 

From http://islam.about.com/od/converts/ht/convert.htm Here's How:

  • For a Muslim, every action begins with your intention. Quietly, to yourself, make the intention to embrace Islam as your faith.
  • Say the following words with clarity of intention, firm faith and belief:
  • Say: "Ash-hadu an la ilaha ill Allah." (I bear witness that there is no diety but Allah.)
  • Say: "Wa ash-hadu ana Muhammad ar-rasullallah." (And I bear witness that Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah.)
  • Take a shower, symbolically cleansing yourself of your past life. (Some people prefer to shower before making the declaration of faith above; either way is acceptable.)

Wow! Didn't know there was such a direct parallel to Christianity!

•Believe in your heart

•Confess with your mouth

•Acknowledge there is one God

•Acknowledge Jesus is his son (and god simultaneously, but whatever)

•Pray this simple prayer

•Be baptized

 

Yep, the same.

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Wow. Probably the one religion more violent than Christianity. Mozel tov.

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