Super Moderator TheRedneckProfessor Posted July 17, 2014 Super Moderator Share Posted July 17, 2014 The photograph below was taken in context and I believe that Big Foot exists. It doesn't matter if science can prove it or not. It doesn't matter if it is logical or not. It doesn't even matter that I am on an Ex-BigFootBelievers website. Sasquatch is real and that is all I care about. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator florduh Posted July 17, 2014 Super Moderator Share Posted July 17, 2014 I've never seen such compelling evidence! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 That is clearly a Wookie in that photo... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overcame Faith Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Wow! And he even posed behind that big red circle that was out in the woods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator TheRedneckProfessor Posted July 17, 2014 Author Super Moderator Share Posted July 17, 2014 1/3 Americans believe in Big Foot. http://blog.chron.com/sciguy/2012/09/one-third-of-americans-believe-in-bigfoot/ Also here are some Bob Dylan lyrics: "I am a man of constant sorrow I've seen trouble all my days I'll say good-bye to Colorado Where I was born and partly raised." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator florduh Posted July 17, 2014 Super Moderator Share Posted July 17, 2014 There could be a Bigfoot existing somewhere. New animals and plants are discovered frequently. However, with all the concerted effort that has been put forth over the past few decades one would expect some real evidence by now. No hair samples with unidentified DNA, no scat, no bones, no decent photos. Still, the possibility of Bigfoot remains greater than the possibility of YHWH. Shhhh.....sounds like a 'Squatch coming....... Later! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orbit Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Several different cultures have Sasquatch stories, so it must be true. Where there's smoke there's fire. </sarcasm> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mymistake Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 I will take Sasquatch on faith until science can prove Sasquatch isn't real. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven77 Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Proof of Beefsquatch, Sasquatch's divinely ordained prophesied 21st century messiah. Note the prayer stance from an obedient believer in the foreground and the expression of believing bliss from the girl in the pink hat. All praise the awesome Beefsquatch! Also, note the lyrics to this wondrous song proclaiming the NOT-magical and TOTALLY miraculous powers of our holy Father Sasquatch: "Down where the sasquatch hide,In the misty mountainside,He's got shiny diamonds that he's got to protect,Look into the sasquatch eye,Did you know that sass could fly?Sasquatch is my daddy and he's going to protect, me!Half man, half machine,On the cover of a magazine,Bigfoot is my father and he's got to protect, me!These lyrics don't make sense,Think i've found the evidence,That yeti is my papa and he wants to protect, me!" ~Lyrics to "Sasquatch" by Tenacious D There you have it folks. Sasquatch is indeed my daddy, my one-of-a-kind Sky-daddy. Offering love and protection to all! He can fly! These lyrics don't make sense because I have found the evidence. It says so right there. Don't ya know, READING IS FUN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorPoet Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 I have personally cast out many yeti in Beefsquatch's name through the power of the almighty Sasquatch. My unverified claim about my own personal experience should be enough to convince any remaining doubters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midniterider Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 There could be a Bigfoot existing somewhere. New animals and plants are discovered frequently. However, with all the concerted effort that has been put forth over the past few decades one would expect some real evidence by now. No hair samples with unidentified DNA, no scat, no bones, no decent photos. Still, the possibility of Bigfoot remains greater than the possibility of YHWH. Shhhh.....sounds like a 'Squatch coming....... Later! No scat, no bones, no motorcars...not a single luxury....oh wait...sorry...nvm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midniterider Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 I will take Sasquatch on faith until science can prove Sasquatch isn't real. As for me and my house, we serve the Squatch. :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roz Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 You fucking heathens! I can't believe you would fall for such a cheap deception of the devil! KNEEL BEFORE THE ONE TRUE GOD! I SAID KNEEL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator TheRedneckProfessor Posted July 17, 2014 Author Super Moderator Share Posted July 17, 2014 Where's your god now, Roz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roz Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 You took that picture out of context! You didn't show how after he ate the pasta, it gave him food poisoning, so the pasta won in the end! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator TheRedneckProfessor Posted July 17, 2014 Author Super Moderator Share Posted July 17, 2014 You took that picture out of context! You didn't show how after he ate the pasta, it gave him food poisoning, so the pasta won in the end! LIAR! That myth was added later by priests in an effort to convert heathens over to Pastafarianism. The meal ended peacefully and here's evidence to prove it: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roz Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 I hate to be that fire and brimstone preacher, but you leave me no choice: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven77 Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 BEHOLD! It is written in the book of the LARD, in the Gospel of Cheesus: "And the Virgin Olive Oil shall conceive a child that resteth upon beds of noodle, as given by the father and shall be made of beef, as blessed by the mother and the two shall bring together all that is glorious in the Pantry! Go forth and spread the awesome news!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator TheRedneckProfessor Posted July 17, 2014 Author Super Moderator Share Posted July 17, 2014 Let me know when the next "Flying Spaghetti Monster" Festival starts. http://www.sasquatchfestival.com/ We KNOW Big Foot is real; and we celebrate his name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreeThinkerNZ Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 You were never a True BelieverTM. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roz Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 You were never a True BelieverTM. I'm glad I wasn't ever one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonya Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Thur. Dispatch #666 I used to not beLIEve in Sasquatch, but now I do. That makes me an extremely intelligent authority on the subject of Sasquatch. - B.S. Lewiss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkillusion Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Also, note the lyrics to this wondrous song proclaiming the NOT-magical and TOTALLY miraculous powers of our holy Father Sasquatch: "Down where the sasquatch hide, In the misty mountainside, He's got shiny diamonds that he's got to protect, Look into the sasquatch eye, Did you know that sass could fly? Sasquatch is my daddy and he's going to protect, me! Half man, half machine, On the cover of a magazine, Bigfoot is my father and he's got to protect, me! These lyrics don't make sense, Think i've found the evidence, That yeti is my papa and he wants to protect, me!" ~Lyrics to There you have it folks. Sasquatch is indeed my daddy, my one-of-a-kind Sky-daddy. Offering love and protection to all! He can fly! These lyrics don't make sense because I have found the evidence. It says so right there. Don't ya know, READING IS FUN. YES! Don't you know that Father Sasquatch decrees that you must be baptized in the flowing waters of the strawberry river? All praise the mighty Squatch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mymistake Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 YES! Don't you know that Father Sasquatch decrees that you must be baptized in the flowing waters of the strawberry river? All praise the mighty Squatch. I'm taking a collection to help my Sasquatch ministry . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
older Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Hey, I just made a grilled cheese sandwich and the image of Sasquatch appeared on it! PRAISE THE BIGFOOT! ( I'd post photographic proof, but I was hungry and I ate it. You'll just have to have faith in me.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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