seven77 Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thereisnoperfect Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 I can imagine a perfect sasquatch, and to be perfect he has to exist. Therefore, sasquatch exists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator TheRedneckProfessor Posted July 20, 2014 Author Super Moderator Share Posted July 20, 2014 "You must picture me alone in that room in Magdalen, night after night, feeling, whenever my mind lifted even for a second from my work, the steady, unrelenting approach of Big Foot, whom I so earnestly desired not to meet. That which I greatly feared had at last come upon me. In the Trinity Term of 1929 I gave in, and admitted that Sasquatch was real, and knelt and prayed: perhaps, that night, the most dejected and reluctant convert in all England. I did not then see what is now the most shining and obvious thing; the Sasquatchian humility which will accept a convert even on such terms." ~C.S. Loo-Wizz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven77 Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 Dependent on Sasquatch’s Presence07/20/2014Those who wait on the Squatch . . . shall walk and not faint —I Say-uh! 40:31There is no thrill for us in walking, yet it is the test for all of our steady and enduring qualities. To “walk and not faint” is the highest stretch possible as a measure of strength. The word walk is used in the Holy Squatchble to express the character of a person— “. . . John . . . looking at Jesus as He walked. . . said, ’Behold the Footprint of Sassie!’ ” (John 1:35-36). There is nothing abstract or obscure in the Squatchble; everything is vivid and real. Sasquatch does not say, “Be spiritual,” but He says, “Walk before Me. . .” (Gene-sass 17:1).When we are in an unhealthy condition either physically or emotionally, we always look for thrills in life. In our physical life this leads to our efforts to counterfeit the work of the Holy Sass; in our emotional life it leads to obsessions and to the destruction of our morality; and in our spiritual life, if we insist on pursuing only thrills, on mounting up “with wings like eagles” (I Say-uh! 40:31), it will result in the destruction of our spirituality.Having the reality of Sasquatch’s presence is not dependent on our being in a particular circumstance or place, but is only dependent on our determination to keep the Yeti before us continually. Our problems arise when we refuse to place our trust in the reality of His presence. The experience the psalmist speaks of— “We will not fear, even though . . .” (Hairy Palms, 46:2)— will be ours once we are grounded on the truth of the reality of Squatch’s presence, not just a simple awareness of it, but an understanding of the reality of it. Then we will exclaim, “He has been here all the time!” At critical moments in our lives it is necessary to ask Sasquatch for guidance, but it should be unnecessary to be constantly saying, “Oh, Yeti, direct me in this, and in that.” Of course He will, and in fact, He is doing it already! If our everyday decisions are not according to His will, He will press through them, bringing restraint to our spirit. Then we must be quiet and wait for the direction of His presence. -- [7/20/2014, Text from Daily Devotional from "My Utmost for His Highest", by Oswald Chambers. All references to Squatch and the Holy Squatchble were added by me. ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 The photograph below was taken in context and I believe that Big Foot exists. It doesn't matter if science can prove it or not. It doesn't matter if it is logical or not. It doesn't even matter that I am on an Ex-BigFootBelievers website. Sasquatch is real and that is all I care about. As the Supreme Court would say: it doesn't matter if Bigfoot actually exists or not. As long as you believe Bigfoot exists, you can legislate that belief into law. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midniterider Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 I have personally cast out many yeti in Beefsquatch's name through the power of the almighty Sasquatch. My unverified claim about my own personal experience should be enough to convince any remaining doubters. I have yet to see a yeti so your yeti banishment is apparently quite powerful. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator TheRedneckProfessor Posted July 28, 2014 Author Super Moderator Share Posted July 28, 2014 “...if Sasquatch does not exist and there is no immortality, then all the evil acts of Yetis go unpunished and all the sacrifices of Big Foot go unrewarded. But who can live with such a view?" ~William Lame Smeg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven77 Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 "I am trying here to prevent anyone saying the really foolish thing that people often say about Squatch: I’m ready to accept Sassie as a great moral teacher, but I don’t accept his claim to be Bigfoot. That is the one thing we must not say. A humanoid ape who was merely a humanoid ape and said the sort of things Sassie said would not be a great moral teacher. He would either be a lunatic — on the level with the humanoid ape who says he is a fried plantain — or else he would be the Abominable Snowman . You must make your choice. Either this humanoid ape was, and is, the Son of Bigfoot, or else a mad-yeti or something worse. You can shut Sassie up for a fool, you can spit at him and kill him as a demonic Yeti or you can fall at his feet and call him Sasquatch and Bigfoot, but let us not come with any patronising nonsense about his being a great humanoid ape teacher. He has not left that open to us. He did not intend to. ... Now it seems to me obvious that Sassie was neither a lunatic nor a fiend: and consequently, however strange or terrifying or unlikely it may seem, I have to accept the view that He was and is Bigfoot." -- CS Boo-Hiss, Mere Sassianity. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator TheRedneckProfessor Posted August 3, 2014 Author Super Moderator Share Posted August 3, 2014 It is either all of Sasquatch or none of Sasquatch! I believe we need to preach again a whole Sasquatch to the world - a Sasquatch who does not need our apologies, a Sasquatch who will not be divided, a Sasquatch who will either be Big Foot of all or will not be Big Foot at all! ~A.W. Poser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pratt Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 who moved the stone? anybody who says that the sasquatch must be crazy,,,, i don't think you guys are crazy, so sasquatch must be real,,,,, 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roz Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Repent you damned sinners! Repent and give your hearts to Sasquatch again! If he comes to your house and you don't believe, then you've only got yourself to blame! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orbit Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Can I be forgiven for saying it looks like that Bigfoot is humping a tree? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator florduh Posted August 3, 2014 Super Moderator Share Posted August 3, 2014 It's not a belief in Sasquatch, it's a relationship with Him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roz Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 That's 700lbs of savage fury tearing that tree apart. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midniterider Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Unless you grew up in the Pacific Northwest you haven't really not seen Sasquatch the way I haven't seen him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator TheRedneckProfessor Posted August 3, 2014 Author Super Moderator Share Posted August 3, 2014 Can I be forgiven for saying it looks like that Bigfoot is humping a tree? "If thine eye seeth the sacred phallus of Sasquatch, thou shalt pluck it out; and if thy hand toucheth the holy scrotum, then it must surely be cut off. For whosoever experienceth the most holy of genitals, he also shall be made to repent of the wickedness of his ways." 2 Yetians 9:36 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roz Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Can I be forgiven for saying it looks like that Bigfoot is humping a tree? "If thine eye seeth the sacred phallus of Sasquatch, thou shalt pluck it out; and if thy hand toucheth the holy scrotum, then it must surely be cut off. For whosoever experienceth the most holy of genitals, he also shall be made to repent of the wickedness of his ways." 2 Yetians 9:36 Before or after you made the ritual sacrifice of a deer? Yetivah loves the sweet smell of burning deer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midniterider Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 I'm not trying to prove the existence of the Sasquatch. Scientists havent been able to do that. But the logical absolute of it is that if you examine the cosmic background radiation of Portland, Oregon you'll see that a Sasquatchian signature has been identified. That and some really huge toenail clippings. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator TheRedneckProfessor Posted August 3, 2014 Author Super Moderator Share Posted August 3, 2014 Can I be forgiven for saying it looks like that Bigfoot is humping a tree? "If thine eye seeth the sacred phallus of Sasquatch, thou shalt pluck it out; and if thy hand toucheth the holy scrotum, then it must surely be cut off. For whosoever experienceth the most holy of genitals, he also shall be made to repent of the wickedness of his ways." 2 Yetians 9:36 Before or after you made the ritual sacrifice of a deer? Yetivah loves the sweet smell of burning deer. The sacrificial deer is for the atonement of sin. But seeing or touching Sasquatch genitals is a sin so cardinal that it requires the offending member (eye or hand) to be removed from the offender and fed to Sasquatch so that the offense is never repeated. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roz Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Still less fucked up than jehovah, I'm in, how does one join the Church of Yeti? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midniterider Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 First there's original sin... then generations later there's the human that's genetically mutated into a Sasquatch. Scientists said sin is responsible in some article I skimmed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator TheRedneckProfessor Posted August 3, 2014 Author Super Moderator Share Posted August 3, 2014 First there's original sin... then generations later there's the human that's genetically mutated into a Sasquatch. Scientists said sin is responsible in some article I skimmed. And prayer to Sasquatch is a testable hypothesis, thereby proving that sin is scietifically provable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
directionless Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 There could be a Bigfoot existing somewhere. New animals and plants are discovered frequently. However, with all the concerted effort that has been put forth over the past few decades one would expect some real evidence by now. No hair samples with unidentified DNA, no scat, no bones, no decent photos. Still, the possibility of Bigfoot remains greater than the possibility of YHWH. Shhhh.....sounds like a 'Squatch coming....... Later! I've never been able to get very excited about Bigfoot, but there is the hypothesis that Bigfoot is simply a type of ET such as the grays, reptilians, etc. This would explain why there is no DNA, no scat, no bones, no decent photos. I prefer the Loch Ness Monster myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thought2Much Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 I've always been a fan of the Mokèlé-mbèmbé, myself. I mean, if some cryptid is going to hide from modern knowledge, the Congo is a pretty damn good place to do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven77 Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Still less fucked up than jehovah, I'm in, how does one join the Church of Yeti? If Yeti is your heart, you will find the way.... Wherever there are two or more believers, there the Yeti is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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