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Why did the Athiest cross the Road?...beacuse he wanted to see what was on the other side!

 

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Ok those of you who remember i left 1,000 questions un answered. I am back and. i just want to say im sorry.

 

I know this is the lions den and i know you are ready to psychologically devour my brain for giving everyones hopes up and re affirming the same behavior of post and run christians. but im back. and i just wanted to say im sorry. no ands and no buts. just im sorry.

 

can you accept this like you Accept my username?

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Why did the Athiest cross the Road?...beacuse he wanted to see what was on the other side!

 

HAHAHAHA..HAHAHA..HAHA...HA...HA...Ha......haaaaa.

 

Ok those of you who remember i left 1,000 questions un answered. I am back and. i just want to say im sorry.

 

I know this is the lions den and i know you are ready to psychologically devour my brain for giving everyones hopes up and re affirming the same behavior of post and run christians. but im back. and i just wanted to say im sorry. no ands and no buts. just im sorry.

 

can you accept this like you Accept my username?

 

Hey, now...save those apologies for Sunday morning.... and welcome back! :-)

 

Look, it says "doubter" above your icon. Congratulations!

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I remember you. Back to save some souls are you? Did god give you a sign reminding you of us unbelieving sinners?

 

Was he mad because you didn't convert anybody last time? You want to watch out for that guy. I heard he once ordered the slaughter of whole cities, except for virgin girls. Those were "brides" for the victors.

 

Let us pray.

Dear god. Please help the christians on this site to continue skipping over the not so nice parts of the bible. Ramen.

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Ok those of you who remember i left 1,000 questions un answered. I am back and. i just want to say im sorry.

 

k. and i just wanted to say im sorry. no ands and no buts. just im sorry.

 

can you accept this like you Accept my username?

Actions speak louder than empty words. Show us??

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Why did Jesus cross the road?

 

So the road could die to save us all from what the road will do to us if we don't accept the road's free gift of salvation!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No wait, that was why Jesus crossed himself.

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Why did the Athiest cross the Road?...beacuse he wanted to see what was on the other side!

 

 

And when he saw the other side of the road, he knew that the christian god was a lie.

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Why did Jesus cross the road?

Because we are all filthy sinners deserving of death....

 

Because Mary Mags told him that she wasn't interested and he just couldn't hang....

 

Because Satan tempted him....

 

Because there was a wedding running low on wine on the other side....

 

Because when a Mommy road loves a Daddy road, God sometimes sends an angel to prepare the Mommy road to give birth to an immaculate god-road that he will later kill because humanity is a bunch of worthless scum...

 

Because the disciple whom he loved was on the other side, shakin' dat ass....

 

Because he had abolished all laws pertaining to road crossing....

 

Because it was part of God's plan all along....

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Why did Jesus cross the road?

 

Doesn't matter. He works in mysterious ways. The point is, he'll be back soon.

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or maybe because Athiests were too busy trying to see what was ont he other side to verify facts that wasnt paying attention to their surroundings and they got hit by a car and never made it

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You have that wrong. We would have seen the evidence coming.

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Why did the Athiest cross the Road?...beacuse he wanted to see what was on the other side!

 

HAHAHAHA..HAHAHA..HAHA...HA...HA...Ha......haaaaa.

 

Observant! Not exactly thigh-slapping, but observant.

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