Guest end3 Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Well per the descriptions in the ole Bible, one can see how the index might rise...given all the Christian persecution here lately. It doesn't even escape me. It's actually Allah who is barking at the door. The christians have been bombing the bejesus out of his jihadists for decades and he's coming back to unleash some righteous halal. Whoever comes through the clouds, it ought to be interesting....goats to the left, sheep to the right. Babykillers, your line is over there. Non-believers over here. Fill out this form please (the beginnings of hell having to wait in line) Edit: to be fair,...believers that guessed in the wrong god....form one line there. Ah what a kind, understanding and gentle Christian! Too bad you were not in charge back when Christendom was about to embark of the Crusades or the Inquisition or the Witch Trials. Your post reminds me of a thing on FB the other day regarding historical torture devices. One particularly stands out in my mind.....a brass cow/bull that you would seal the human inside and light a fire under the metal cow. When the human screamed it was as if the cow/bull was mooing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator TheRedneckProfessor Posted August 11, 2014 Super Moderator Share Posted August 11, 2014 Babykillers, your line is over there. Oh lord! Wait 'til Roz sees this! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mymistake Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Babykillers, your line is over there. Oh lord! Wait 'til Roz sees this! One day a man became a Christian and suddenly he was caught up in a vision where he was brought to heaven. There he was greeted by Saint Peter. Saint Peter told him that it was time to choose what part of the Body of Christ he wanted to serve as for the rest of his life. The man looked around a bit and saw there were other Christians waiting in line to talk the the angels at the counter. Some lines were short and others were very long. He asked Saint Peter about that and Saint Peter explained that the shortest line was for those who wanted to be the feet of Jesus. They would silently bear the burden for the rest. The next shortest line was for those who wanted to be the hands of Jesus. They would do the work. And the very long line in front of him was for those who wanted to speak for Jesus. While the man was pondering that he looked behind him and realized the rest of the room was one entire line that stretched as far as he could see, looping around back and forth. There must have been millions waiting in that line. The man got very excited. There must have been something really great in that line. And . . . With a sigh Saint Peter replied "That line for those who want to be the asshole of Christ." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellinas Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Persecution "here". Presumably either meaning West Texas or this website. Admittedly, I live a long way from West Texas - but I find it impossible to countenance that it will be less hostile to Christianity there than in the U.K. "Persecution" in the U.K? Nonsense. Therefore, I would take it, even more so in West Texas. Persecution on this website? Laughable. Since when has openly refusing to bow to other people's prejudices been persecution? Actually, I have to say this claim gave me a good laugh, so I should be grateful for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest end3 Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Persecution "here". Presumably either meaning West Texas or this website. Admittedly, I live a long way from West Texas - but I find it impossible to countenance that it will be less hostile to Christianity there than in the U.K. "Persecution" in the U.K? Nonsense. Therefore, I would take it, even more so in West Texas. Persecution on this website? Laughable. Since when has openly refusing to bow to other people's prejudices been persecution? Actually, I have to say this claim gave me a good laugh, so I should be grateful for that. Was referring to the ISIS stories out of Iraq. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gall Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Fasten your seat belts everybody, Jesus is at the door. Or maybe not. http://www.raptureready.com/rap2.html Rapture Index 187 Net Change +1 Updated Aug 4, 2014 Record High 188 18 Feb 13 Can I start a rapture pole? Will you buy in? I could start a squares run or a bracket and you could all pick sides!!! Hopefully it would be found totally offensive and disgust the religious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rerics Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Lets take another look at the tote board for our current totals.... [.....drum roll....] And we have now reached our record high level of 188! http://www.raptureready.com/rap2.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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