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Nothing wrong with having a pseudonym of course. Mine is from a character in the CW show Supernatural, a tall handsome angel with an American accent, while I myself am a not a particularly good looking (or tall) English man with a British accent….but I like the character.

 

We have our own adopted names on here, for our own reasons ……as do our Christians opponents on their own forums. Let’s look at some of the names they might have:

 

Jesus-is-Lord

ILOVEGOD

Going-to-heaven

BibleGodROCKS

Trustingtheking

 

Etc, etc, etc

 

What don’t they go the whole nine yards and choose one of these?

 

Terrified-of-hell-so-pretending-to-love

PickingthetextsIwanttoobey

Talking-to-an-invisibleman-using-my-thoughts

Know-fuck-all-about-the-Bible-but-quote-it-anyway

Kneeling-before-Yahweh-even-thou-He-hates-me

I-don’t-know-how-to-be-saved-perhaps-the-odd-prayer-works.

IHATEDEMOCRAY

Iwanttogotoheaven-aslateaspossible

Trusting-the-king-but-going-to-the-doctors-when-my-health-is-endangered-because-I-am-full-of-shit

 

Any others?

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The problem with going the whole nine yards is that very few sites would allow a username that long, lol. Even if display names could be changed afterwards, a name that long might still not be allowed.

 

Regardless, the one that I like the best is this one, "Trusting-the-king-but-going-to-the-doctors-when-my-health-is-endangered-because-I-am-full-of-shit".

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Lol, this was hilarious. My favourite is "Iwanttogotoheaven-aslateaspossible"

 

ILoveJesusBecauseI'mAfraidNotTo

INeedAClearSimpleAnswerForEverything-ThereforeJesus

MyJesusGogglesAreNarrow-OutOfLove

MyGodIsABetterHighThanYours

IRationalizeAllTheBadStuffBecauseItDidn'tHappenToMe

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Every time I see this thread title it reminds me of the Petra song.

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"Justincase"

 

I believe just in case they are right. Hedging the bet.

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Suggestions:

 

TrappedInPrayerCloset

LovingTheLordIsMandatory

HisNameIsJealous

AllBadSinnersGoToHell

HoldingOutForJesus

JesusLovesIntactHymens

GiveGodYourForeskin

CutItOffDotCom

CrushedByTheWeightOfTheCross

StoneHerIfSheSpeaks

IWorshipTorturePorn

InLoveWithAnInvisibleSkyDaddy

PimpingForChrist

YouAintSavedbutIAm

OnMyKneesForJesusBecauseILoveGivingGodhead

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