FreeThinkerNZ Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 My dog needs grooming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 My cat wife Tasha is sleeping downstairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deidre Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 I'm out of positive up votes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 My lampshade is white and sitting at a slight angle. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreeThinkerNZ Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 My dog's breathing slows down when he is asleep 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 One of my bathroom lights is burned out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 I bought shaving cream and Listerine today at the grocery store. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 My alarm clock is red. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Fuck this thread. It's boring as hell! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overcame Faith Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Teacher: Johnny, you must write this sentence on the blackboard 100 times: "I will not sleep in class." Johnny: Yes ma'am. [moans] Teacher: You think you have it bad? I've got to stay here and watch and then count to make sure you actually do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 My cat snores sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deidre Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 My eyes are green. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ContraBardus Posted September 15, 2014 Author Share Posted September 15, 2014 In case it matters to you, the pH of the soil in my back yard is precisely 7.6; and Methylene Blue is one of my favorite stains. Methylene Blue is one of my favorite stains as well. I like to slip it into people's drinks so they piss blue. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ContraBardus Posted September 15, 2014 Author Share Posted September 15, 2014 I have to go to the Tax Collector's Office to renew my tags tomorrow. I'll probably stop by and refill my prescriptions for the month at the Pharmacy while I'm on that side of town. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Margee Posted September 15, 2014 Moderator Share Posted September 15, 2014 It's dark out now. I'm goin' to bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orbit Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 i think i want soup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Margee Posted September 15, 2014 Moderator Share Posted September 15, 2014 i think i want soup. What kind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overcame Faith Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 The window I am looking out of now has Venetian blinds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orbit Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 the kind i don't have to make :-) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Margee Posted September 15, 2014 Moderator Share Posted September 15, 2014 The window I am looking out of now has Venetian blinds. What color are they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overcame Faith Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 The window I am looking out of now has Venetian blinds. What color are they? A very boring white! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Margee Posted September 15, 2014 Moderator Share Posted September 15, 2014 the kind i don't have to make :-) In a can, you mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Margee Posted September 15, 2014 Moderator Share Posted September 15, 2014 The window I am looking out of now has Venetian blinds.What color are they? A very boring white! Are they closed or open? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overcame Faith Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 The window I am looking out of now has Venetian blinds. What color are they? A very boring white! Are they closed or open? Open and I can see cars go by. But they're boring cars full of boring drivers and passengers probably going to boring places. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Margee Posted September 15, 2014 Moderator Share Posted September 15, 2014 The window I am looking out of now has Venetian blinds.What color are they? A very boring white! Are they closed or open? Open and I can see cars go by. But they're boring cars full of boring drivers and passengers probably going to boring places. That's nice OF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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