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My dog needs grooming

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My cat wife Tasha is sleeping downstairs.

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I'm out of positive up votes. sad.png

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My lampshade is white and sitting at a slight angle.

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My dog's breathing slows down when he is asleep

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One of my bathroom lights is burned out.

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I bought shaving cream and Listerine today at the grocery store.

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My alarm clock is red.

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Fuck this thread. It's boring as hell!

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Teacher: Johnny, you must write this sentence on the blackboard 100 times: "I will not sleep in class."

 

Johnny: Yes ma'am. [moans]

 

Teacher: You think you have it bad? I've got to stay here and watch and then count to make sure you actually do it.

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My cat snores sometimes.

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My eyes are green.

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In case it matters to you, the pH of the soil in my back yard is precisely 7.6; and Methylene Blue is one of my favorite stains.

 

Methylene Blue is one of my favorite stains as well. I like to slip it into people's drinks so they piss blue.

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I have to go to the Tax Collector's Office to renew my tags tomorrow.

 

I'll probably stop by and refill my prescriptions for the month at the Pharmacy while I'm on that side of town.

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It's dark out now. I'm goin' to bed.

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i think i want soup.

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i think i want soup.

What kind?

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the kind i don't have to make :-)

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The window I am looking out of now has Venetian blinds.

What color are they?

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The window I am looking out of now has Venetian blinds.

 

What color are they?

A very boring white!

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the kind i don't have to make :-)

In a can, you mean?

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The window I am looking out of now has Venetian blinds.

What color are they?

A very boring white!

 

Are they closed or open?

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The window I am looking out of now has Venetian blinds.

 

What color are they?

A very boring white!

Are they closed or open?

Open and I can see cars go by. But they're boring cars full of boring drivers and passengers probably going to boring places.

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The window I am looking out of now has Venetian blinds.

What color are they?

A very boring white!

Are they closed or open?

Open and I can see cars go by. But they're boring cars full of boring drivers and passengers probably going to boring places.

 

That's nice OF.

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