Brother Jeff Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 My wallet is black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 The tree in our yard is green. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 My eyes are green. My eyes are brown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 My hair is brown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 My shirt is blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator TrueFreedom Posted September 15, 2014 Moderator Share Posted September 15, 2014 ummmm....nevermind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 My socks are grey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 My nightstand is black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Our refrigerator is too small. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 We rarely use mayonnaise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 I like dark chocolate candy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overcame Faith Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 I can hear the fan in my computer running. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 I love to rip horrendous farts for JESUS! Glory! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overcame Faith Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Most of my pens have blue ink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator TrueFreedom Posted September 15, 2014 Moderator Share Posted September 15, 2014 I trimmed my nails yesterday. I really should probably get a haircut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overcame Faith Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 My stapler just ran out of staples. Drat, now I have to refill it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreeThinkerNZ Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 I'm reading the boring post thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 I'm reading the boring post thread. Me too, Sister! Glory! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helvetios Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 I went to a lecture today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 My dinner plate is white. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
violetbutterfly Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 I'm a fan of the Oxford comma. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RankStranger Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Sometimes when I do paperwork, I'll use three different fonts on the same page to see if anybody notices. They never do. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overcame Faith Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 My ceiling fan is on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ContraBardus Posted September 16, 2014 Author Share Posted September 16, 2014 The fan on my desk is really dusty. It just blew a tiny little dust ball into my face, but it didn't land in my eye. I should clean it. I've been saying that to myself for a month now, but I'd need a screwdriver so I keep putting it off because I don't want to dig through the drawer that's literally five feet away from me to find it. I had no idea so many people thought colors were so boring. I think the trapezoid is the purple of shapes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ContraBardus Posted September 16, 2014 Author Share Posted September 16, 2014 I don't have to visit the Tax Collector's Office anymore, because I discovered I can do everything I needed to do there online. I've still got to go pick up my prescriptions tomorrow though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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