Super Moderator TheRedneckProfessor Posted September 16, 2014 Super Moderator Share Posted September 16, 2014 My phone-book is dusty. You have a phone book? It's 2014 for christsake! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Margee Posted September 16, 2014 Moderator Share Posted September 16, 2014 I have to go to the bathroom right after I dust my phone book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orbit Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 I have to go to the bathroom right after I dust my phone book. LOL! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deidre Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 I had a meh lunch :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven77 Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 I'm listening to Mindless Self Indulgence... "I am bored again. I am bored again. I am bored again.....can you fuckin' believe it?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 I woke up and ripped a horrendous fart for JESUS! Glory! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 I had a bowl of life cereal for lunch. I think I am like Mikey, cuz I liked it! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 My slippers are brown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 My lamp has a clear plastic shaft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 My bedroom walls are white. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven77 Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 I am chewing some peach flavored gum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 I just ate a Clif Bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator TheRedneckProfessor Posted September 16, 2014 Super Moderator Share Posted September 16, 2014 I'm sending a text message... without a smart phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RankStranger Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Had a meeting across town on the other campus. Turns out the cubicles are smaller there- but they have WiFi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 My desk is brown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 My bedroom window is dirty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 My sheets are red. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Margee Posted September 16, 2014 Moderator Share Posted September 16, 2014 Just had to.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Margee Posted September 16, 2014 Moderator Share Posted September 16, 2014 Brother Jeff, your house sounds nice. Praise the lord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Brother Jeff, your house sounds nice. Praise the lord. Our house is nice, Sister Margee! Bless the Lard! Glory! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 I just belched. It was awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven77 Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 I just put my grandma down for a nap. Sometimes the elderly are like little kids. Seems unfair that people live longer nowadays, only to have their last bit of time on earth be spent in dependence upon others. #seriousthoughts #boringlife #godisanasshole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MySockSmell Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 The only thing I've done all day is chat on here and run on my treadmill. I'm hungry. I don't want to work tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Avast virus database has been updated... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MySockSmell Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 It really does look like Brother Jeff is hollering, "Glory!". Or at least the way the Pentecostal preachers do it here in the south. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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