MySockSmell Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Now that I've read Brother Jeff's signature, I know that Phillip K. Dick is the one who originated that reality-belief quote I've encountered several times before. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MySockSmell Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 I can edit my posts now! But now I have to sign out and must wait until I have more time to fix past mistakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 I can edit my posts now! Hey, that's not boring but... Bless the Lard! Glory! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven77 Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Calculator watches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randomatheist Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Doing English 101 homework. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenstar Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 putting off my shower until the last possible minute… because I'm reading this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 I am thinking about farting. If I let one rip, it will be for the glory of JESUS! Glory! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deidre Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 I wish I were one of my cats. Easy life. :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven77 Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Lance's Crackers come in a dozen or so flavors. Featured in every version of Midwestern vending machine hell in my life. My ex-gf would straight up cut a bitch if anyone ate her Cream Cheese and Chives flavored crackers. She used to buy the variety packs at Walmart and I'd have to eat the other flavors....ugh. I LOATHE these goddamn crackers. These aren't too bad. But I rarely got to eat these...she hoarded them. When she moved out, I found a gallon bucket of these in her side of the closet, hidden under a stack of old clothes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 putting off my shower until the last possible minute… because I'm reading this thread. It is 12:47 pm here in Alaska, and I have not yet showered either. Facebook, YouTube, and this gloriously boring thread! Glory! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 I am currently enjoying a giant glass of iced tea. But that probably is not boring enough for this boring thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 My giant plastic drinking glass is blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overcame Faith Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 I just noticed there is a small black spot on the wall across from where I am sitting now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orbit Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 i can't think of anything boring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Our digital TV antenna, which rarely actually gets used, is black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsborndaleIvanhoe Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 I'm picking split/dead ends off my hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 The starship Enterprise is white. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Romulan birds of prey are green. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Yanni's long hair is black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Cat scratches are red. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Paper is white. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Our carpet is gray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Classical music, for the most part, is boring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Watching golf on TV is boring as hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 My chair is tan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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