Travi Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 Got up, ate a bowl of cereal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlowerDemon Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 im eating watermelon now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedStar Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 I got a tattoo today and my skin stings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 When I stepped out of the shower today, I noticed that my left big toenail is getting longer. I assume the rest are too, so I'm closing in on another clipping. Can't be more than a couple of months away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 Seven days and no new posts. This is a boring boring post thread sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamia Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 Hey, what do you know. I'm posting that my kid had a fever of 104 today on page 104. Up at 2:12 watching him. The ceiling fan is drying out my eyeballs. Oops, jk,page 105 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yunea Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 I can't think of anything to say here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ContraBardus Posted June 11, 2016 Author Share Posted June 11, 2016 Huh huh huh huh huh huh. Check it out. Huh huh huh huh. Heh heh heh heh m heh heh heh heh. Yeah. Heh heh heh heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Furball Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 When I stepped out of the shower today, I noticed that my left big toenail is getting longer. I assume the rest are too, so I'm closing in on another clipping. Can't be more than a couple of months away. Could you get someone to take a pic of you clipping your toenails and then autograph it for me? I am such a huge fan and would love to have something to hang on my wall as a conversation piece. I'll p.m. you my shipping address. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Margee Posted June 12, 2016 Moderator Share Posted June 12, 2016 Huh huh huh huh huh huh. Check it out. Huh huh huh huh. Heh heh heh heh m heh heh heh heh. Yeah. Heh heh heh heh. Sometimes I really want a hot dog, but I don't have one of these machines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astreja Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 I had to bring home some 12'-long lumber today, in a Toyota. Learned how to tie a trucker's knot, and got home safely without the trunk lid smashing the living daylights out of My purchases (and vice versa). Just finished off 2 glasses of sparkling wine that I had in the fridge. I was sure it was a goner, because the bottle-closer I had installed on Thursday night had popped off and was lying in the fridge next to the margarine. And in the Earworms from Hell department, My brain is currently looping a concert band arrangement of Super Mario Brothers music. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Furball Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 Huh huh huh huh huh huh. Check it out. Huh huh huh huh. Heh heh heh heh m heh heh heh heh. Yeah. Heh heh heh heh. Sometimes I really want a hot dog, but I don't have one of these machines. It looks like one of those machines you see at 7-11 with those nasty hot dog type things on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Furball Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 who decided i should have ten fingers and toes...why not 12 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Margee Posted June 13, 2016 Moderator Share Posted June 13, 2016 Huh huh huh huh huh huh. Check it out. Huh huh huh huh. Heh heh heh heh m heh heh heh heh. Yeah. Heh heh heh heh. Sometimes I really want a hot dog, but I don't have one of these machines. It looks like one of those machines you see at 7-11 with those nasty hot dog type things on them. hot dogs are made from fish and beef eyeballs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Travi Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 I always heard it was made from the snouts, buttholes, and other misc. unnamed areas of the animal. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ContraBardus Posted June 13, 2016 Author Share Posted June 13, 2016 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Furball Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 Uh..........yum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Margee Posted June 14, 2016 Moderator Share Posted June 14, 2016 This was so not boring!! Thank you CB. I want a hot dog right now!! And I got none! Tomorrow, when I go for groceries I will buy some hot dogs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Furball Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 This was so not boring!! Thank you CB. I want a hot dog right now!! And I got none! Tomorrow, when I go for groceries I will buy some hot dogs! When you cook some, send me one using overnight shipping. It should still be good the next day. Can you make it a foot long? Thanks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 When I stepped out of the shower today, I noticed that my left big toenail is getting longer. I assume the rest are too, so I'm closing in on another clipping. Can't be more than a couple of months away. Could you get someone to take a pic of you clipping your toenails and then autograph it for me? I am such a huge fan and would love to have something to hang on my wall as a conversation piece. I'll p.m. you my shipping address. Now I'm sure you just want something to sell on Ebay. That's ok. I'll send you the pic if you trade me for Margee's overnighted hot dog. I'll autograph if it you get me some fries with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 I just read the last few posts. They were pretty boring... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 I am just never, or at least rarely bored anymore. Don't let me stop you though. Stay thirsty my friends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilith666 Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 I need to do homework for my summer class, but it's boring, so I'm procrastinating by fooling around on Ex-C.Edit: Hot dogs are nasty; they taste like bologna. Why do you guys want to eat those? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Travi Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 via Imgflip Meme Generator 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yunea Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 Today I was like "Why do my feet hurt so much when I walk?" Then I looked at my heels, and was like "Oh. That is why. Ewh!". I've been barefoot quite a bit this summer, and actually have open wounds in my heels where the dry, callous skin has cracked. Knowing the reason made it hurt a lot more. I limped to the store and bought two different kinds of foot cream and foot bath salt. I accidentally poured cold water into my foot bath. I already added the salt before I noticed, and even though the salt was cheap, I didn't want to throw it away. So now I have my poor feet in cold water, waiting for the antiseptic, anti-fungal, anti-callus & relaxing foot creams and a pair of clean, pink cotton socks. Surprising what combinations of promises you get by buying just two tubes of cream, I hope they live up to at least some of them. I wanted to buy gel socks, but their use was forbidden if your skin is actually broken. I'm going to clip my toenails while I'm at it. They should be nice, soft and easy to clip after the bathing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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