seven77 Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Books are boring right? Some people think so, lol. I came across this blog entry while doing a search for something book related today. Some titles include: Games You Can Play With Your Pussy Everything I Know About Women I Learned From My Tractor Images You Should Not Masturbate To Mommy Drinks Because You're Bad How to Raise Your IQ By Eating Gifted Children Anybody Can Be Cool But Awesome Takes Practice! The Best Dad Is A Good Lover The Beginner's Guide to Sex in the Afterlife 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Books are boring right? Some people think so, lol. I came across this blog entry while doing a search for something book related today. Some titles include: Games You Can Play With Your Pussy Everything I Know About Women I Learned From My Tractor Images You Should Not Masturbate To Mommy Drinks Because You're Bad How to Raise Your IQ By Eating Gifted Children Anybody Can Be Cool But Awesome Takes Practice! The Best Dad Is A Good Lover The Beginner's Guide to Sex in the Afterlife Not boring, but very amusing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orbit Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 the ceiling fan makes a funny noise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven77 Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Chicken Marsala. Could be yummy or could be a disaster. We will see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Margee Posted September 16, 2014 Moderator Share Posted September 16, 2014 My cell phone is dead. An ornament broke about an hour ago but it's OK cause it's from the dollar store.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 I am getting ready to exercise seriously for the first time in about five or six weeks. Booting my "exercise room" computer up after that amount of time probably will not be boring. The exercise will not be boring, either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 I drank a big glass of Beachbody Results & Recovery formula and I ate a banana -- both to power my upcoming workout. That's not boring either, is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ContraBardus Posted September 16, 2014 Author Share Posted September 16, 2014 I am getting ready to exercise seriously for the first time in about five or six weeks. Booting my "exercise room" computer up after that amount of time probably will not be boring. The exercise will not be boring, either. "Exercise room computer"? I'm guessing you're working on that right bicep and grip? You know, to help you...open jars and such. I hear if you do it right, working that muscle group is good cardio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven77 Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 A watched pot never boils. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RankStranger Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 A watched pot never boils. Yes it does. I've checked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparklingphoenix Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 I'm at work. I do nothing but sit at a desk and open cabinets sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator buffettphan Posted September 17, 2014 Super Moderator Share Posted September 17, 2014 I'm lmao over this thread and hope it continues for a very long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 A watched pot never boils. Yes, it does! Commander Data verified that on Star Trek. He watched the pot and he ignored the pot in separate experiments. In each case, it boiled in precisely the same amount of time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overcame Faith Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 The sun has gone down and it is dark outside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreeThinkerNZ Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 The stretches I have to do for runner's knee are really boring. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deidre Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Nerds are sexy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 I'm lmao over this thread and hope it continues for a very long time. Me too, Sister! Glory! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 The stretches I have to do for runner's knee are really boring. Yes, mine were too, and I have to admit that most of the time I didn't do them! Still worked out hard in physical therapy, though, and my knee is doing much better now. I am beseeching the Lard mightily in your behalf for the glorious healing of your knee! Glory! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven77 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 The watched pot boiled. My chicken Marsala was fantastic. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 The watched pot boiled. My chicken Marsala was fantastic. Bless the Lard, Sister! Glory! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 I am getting ready to exercise seriously for the first time in about five or six weeks. Booting my "exercise room" computer up after that amount of time probably will not be boring. The exercise will not be boring, either. "Exercise room computer"? I'm guessing you're working on that right bicep and grip? You know, to help you...open jars and such. I hear if you do it right, working that muscle group is good cardio. Ha, no. Les Mills Combat. Mixed martial arts workout that is a lot of work but a lot of fun! Glory! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoubtingNate Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 We're all going to die someday. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Margee Posted September 17, 2014 Moderator Share Posted September 17, 2014 I just opened a window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven77 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Let's watch paint dry! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVZr3WbMQ6w 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orbit Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 there's a gnat on my computer screen 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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