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Rule 13a-

All Christian posters on this site must have the balls to stick around and defend their posts. :shrug:

Metaphorically speaking right? :grin:

nope...you must upload photos of your balls before you defend yourself. For women...breasts will work just fine.

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Well you know what this means? If he ever washes that window now, it's a straight shot to hell for poor ole Lazurus!

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They come, they spam, they leave.

They come, they spam, they leave.

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:lmao:

 

I'd like to know why there's this cross smack dab in the middle

of her face. Did Satan whack her with a screwdriver? Sheesh,

Satan must be more powerful than ol' Lazzy thinks he is!

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I don't think he's Catholic. That's an Orthodox icon on the website. :)

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Well...here is the pic without the inverted colors and haziness....pretty funny that the "artist" had to add effects to the picture to make it look like mary. Its obviously a pic of where someone breathed on the window and then there seems to be a hand or face print. Also, I took a photography class in highschool and the teacher taught us how to make ghosts in pictures by adding 2 pictures together pre-development. At least that took skill. this is just pathetic:

 

photo1a16ip.jpg

 

 

man...i loves my paintshop pro!

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I really love the idea of ghosts and whatnot, but honestly, I can't see a damn thing in this picture!

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I think Lazuras just needs some windex, to be honest. :loser:

 

Looks like a window in his bathroom perhaps? Maybe in the shower?

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How the hell do they know what she would have looked like? I do not EVER recall Marys physical appearance being described in the bible. How could it possibly be Mary??

 

HELLO???????????????????????????????????????????

What???? Are you totally ignorant? Michelangelo painted her. How can you say we don't know what she looked liked? Duh!

 

Just kidding of course.

:lmao:

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It's like looking at clouds.

 

Except few people ever try to use clouds to inspire fear in others.

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Ghost.jpg

 

ZOMG I'M BEING HAUNTED BY THE GHOST OF STARSCREAM.

 

Lazarus = loser. And a pathetic one at that.

 

At least I can make my Photoshops looks somewhat convincing :loser:

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And, in ten minutes, I've also spotted:

 

GhostMary.jpg

 

The Virgin Mary

 

GhostJesus1.jpg

GhostJesus2.jpg

 

TWO Jesuses

 

GhostZeus.jpg

 

Zeus

 

GhostRogers.jpg

 

And Good old Mr. Rogers.

 

Man, them ghosts just love me, don't they?

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Ask, and ye shall recieve :grin:

 

Ghost2Hitler.jpg

 

We always knew that Hitler was a peeping tom...

 

Ghost2JFK.jpg

 

...But JFK, too?

 

Ghost2Washington.jpg

 

Sorry, Mr. Washignton, but the pot smokers live next door :HaHa:

 

Ghost2Lincoln.jpg

 

Lincoln's ghost took a wrong turn while trying to find his way back to the White House. He's been on vacation, you know.

 

Ghost2RedBaron.jpg

 

And the Red Baron dropped by, too. The handsome devil.

 

Ghost2Doughboy.jpg

 

...I have angered the baking gods by not knowing how to cook! :Doh:

 

Ghost2Mickey.jpg

 

Yes, Mickey, I agree that Mr. Eisner is a royal fuckup.

 

Ghost2UncleSam.jpg

 

OH NOES! Uncle Sam spotted my porn collection!

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It's like looking at clouds.

 

Except few people ever try to use clouds to inspire fear in others.

 

Reminds me......Have you even done a turd and had to look twice at because it looked just like jezus on the cross? I thought it was a 'miracle' for awhile! :scratch:

 

P.s. Lady feline....I'd love to see that!

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If you had shown those to Lazarus, he would have believed Jesus and mary, but the rest were Satan! :lmao:

 

Peace,

BC

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How the hell do they know what she would have looked like? I do not EVER recall Marys physical appearance being described in the bible. How could it possibly be Mary??

 

HELLO???????????????????????????????????????????

Now come on! If Jesus could come back from the dead don't you think a photo could have been taken? Sheesh! Miracles abound! :grin:

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