Eponymic Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 I wanna see a pic with the Cute Bunny in a crown of thorns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Open_Minded Posted January 26, 2006 Author Share Posted January 26, 2006 I feel the spirit thy Laawwd upon me: "Verily, verily, I say unto thee, thee. Verily, I say. In the last days you shall seek and you shall find the sign that I give. Look and you shall seek. Seek and you shall look. And it shall come to pass, that the sign ye seek shall be sought. It shall be sought by thee, who seeks. Know this, that it shall not come until it passes, and it shall not pass until you seek that which shall come. Come and seek that which shall pass, sayeth the Lord Thy Rabbit." From whence did you lean the secret code "WTF"? For this you shall be receive both Inductive Capacitance AND Capacitive Reactance!! Repent and accept thy equation. I repent, I repent I'm sorry, in my hour of weakness I listened to the Borg and he told me the meaning of "WTF". I accept my equation and acknowledge that the ways of the LORD Scotty in heaven are beyond my understanding. If He wishes to assimilate me - who am I to complain. Also, I know that He has given the Spirit of our Lord and Savior Cute Bunny to you, Antlerman. That you are a prophet and I will never question you again I just tried CF's web site and all I saw was white! White! Is this the rapture??? Are they all gone now? Uh-uh. The rapture happened... and fundies are still with us on this site... it can only mean one thing... they didn't have the true gospel! HAH! We got them! (Urgh! Skankboy, you beat me to the joke. ... ) I'll jump on the next comet, it has a cheaper fare. You don't understand HanSolo and Skankboy... The rapture did happen.. and the fundies ARE still with us on this site... that can ONLY mean one thing... We're all in virtual Hell ..... AAARRRRGGGG...... The unbelievers the "untrue" Christians got thrown into virutal hell with us.... No Emoticon for nashing of teeth here He's just a Cute Bunny! No salvation, no sin, no praying. Just feed him a damn carrot! Love him! Also, here's the original thread, for you scoffers of my title of Cute Bunny Pope... See? The Cute Bunny resides in Heaven till he senses someone in need of some cuddling. Then he zips down and snuggles us, gets his carrot (and maybe a little nap), then it's back to Bunny Cloud to wait for the next worshipper. Simple! Anyway, maybe the fundies will take notice and give up their Jebus worship for something more practical. Biblegod is an undependable no-show, unlike the Cute Bunny... Oh dear me... there is a Gospel of All Gods Fail out there.... I hadn't realized this There are two competing gospels about Cute Bunny, two competing theologies ..... Oh no.... Now we must call a Council of Niceabunny to decide which is the TRUE gospel, the TRUE theology and which is Heresy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotBlinded Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 Now we must call a Council of Niceabunny to decide which is the TRUE gospel, the TRUE theology and which is Heresy How the heck do you do that so easily? You are too funny...niceabunny! HA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asimov Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 Now we must call a Council of Niceabunny to decide which is the TRUE gospel, the TRUE theology and which is Heresy Do you mean Haresy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotBlinded Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 Now we must call a Council of Niceabunny to decide which is the TRUE gospel, the TRUE theology and which is Heresy Do you mean Haresy? Oh crap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skankboy Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 Haresy? Damnit! I almost spewed coffee on that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Open_Minded Posted January 26, 2006 Author Share Posted January 26, 2006 Now we must call a Council of Niceabunny to decide which is the TRUE gospel, the TRUE theology and which is Heresy Do you mean Haresy? Oh my sweet Cute Bunny you're right. Of course it would be Haresy.... how could I have thought anything else.... It must be the Borg, he must be getting into my thoughts.. Please pray to our Scotty our Father, in Cute Bunny's name, and ask Him to send the Holy Spook down upon me and release me from the Borg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Open_Minded Posted January 26, 2006 Author Share Posted January 26, 2006 I wanna see a pic with the Cute Bunny in a crown of thorns. Eponymic Attached is a drawing, Mary Eggdalene drew this the night they stewed Cute Bunny. They hung him from a cross to drain the blood before skinning him and taking the meat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eponymic Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 I wanna see a pic with the Cute Bunny in a crown of thorns. Eponymic Attached is a drawing, Mary Eggdalene drew this the night they stewed Cute Bunny. They hung him from a cross to drain the blood before skinning him and taking the meat Yup. That's about right. Though he needs to have his tongue hanging out. Or should I say, we need a picture of him after he's fully dead with his tongue hanging out & flies on his body. Wouldn't mind seeing pic of Jesus like that either come to think of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlerman Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 Yup. That's about right. Though he needs to have his tongue hanging out. Or should I say, we need a picture of him after he's fully dead with his tongue hanging out & flies on his body. Wouldn't mind seeing pic of Jesus like that either come to think of it. Ask and ye shall receive: (Thanks to Jose for this one) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Open_Minded Posted January 27, 2006 Author Share Posted January 27, 2006 Oh Cute Bunny, CF is on-screen yet. They aren't up and running.... Here's the current message on screen... Christian Forums is a multi-denominational Christian forum message board community uniting all Christians as one body. It's end of Day 4... the posting restrictions have been recoded and they work - the automated thread splitting when posts reach 1000 was a killer to recode, but did it too. Slave search server is working fine. Main database server working great. I still have a couple of things to sort out and I need to fix some other essential things, which I will do tomorrow. CF should reopen sometime tomorrow. That would be in another 12 hours from now (11 PM AEST). Good night! Ohhh my Scotty..... you should take a look at their new home page. I suppose it's their version of virtual "heaven" I don't see Cute Bunny hopping around though Oh... their site is at: http://www.christianforums.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
white_raven23 Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Oh man.... It looks like a late 80's fantasy computer game. What is this? Ever-crack meets first Legends of Zelda game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asuryan Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Hey, hands down late 80's computer fantasy games! Those were the bricks that created the foundations of my personality! I ate Hero Quest and Barbarian instead of milk and Kellogg's corn flakes (unless you're *only* talking about Zelda and console games, I don't care about those ones, so you are free to compare them to christianity as much as you like) Am I the only one who thinks that those little avatar-like thingies, all pixel-ish, with giant anime-style clean eyes in a giant, super-deformed-like head, are just plain UGLY? Heck, if you want to draw a sword for your avatar gallery, at least use a bit of antialiasing to make the cutting sides look a bit better. Not even a Commodore 64 had such an horrible graphic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All Gods Fail Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Asimov is now an Honorary Saint© for coining the term 'haresy'. As for you other haretics, I've got my eye on you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Open_Minded Posted January 27, 2006 Author Share Posted January 27, 2006 Oh man.... It looks like a late 80's fantasy computer game. What is this? Ever-crack meets first Legends of Zelda game? ..... Hey, hands down late 80's computer fantasy games! Those were the bricks that created the foundations of my personality! I ate Hero Quest and Barbarian instead of milk and Kellogg's corn flakes (unless you're *only* talking about Zelda and console games, I don't care about those ones, so you are free to compare them to christianity as much as you like) OK... you two.... some of us are "dated" by the comparison.. (my kids would know what you're talking about) Would you care to add a link to some of the games you're talking about, then we can appreciate the humor as well Asimov is now an Honorary Saint© for coining the term 'haresy'. As for you other haretics, I've got my eye on you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlerman Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Asimov is now an Honorary Saint© for coining the term 'haresy'. As for you other haretics, I've got my eye on you... Alright, maybe I am a bit of a haretic. I read the original post on the cute bunny and now must confess the bunny is cute. However, that said... all animals are cute and cuddly when they are born, but once they grow up... then... the sharp teeth and destructive behaviors set in! Bunnies are no exception. Like a simple little sea urchin, all cute by itself, once the hordes move in, the kelp beds become a wasteland. The same is true with my garden once those adorable little symbols of innocence become little eating machines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Open_Minded Posted January 27, 2006 Author Share Posted January 27, 2006 The same is true with my garden once those adorable little symbols of innocence become little eating machines. Oh... how true that statement is. On any given day - during the height of growing season - it would be entirely within the realm of possibility to see folks in our area stalking their gardens with weapons of all sorts. (Guns are not out of the question) We've sacrificed more than one Cute Bunny in our time... if that makes me a haretic... so be it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlerman Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 The same is true with my garden once those adorable little symbols of innocence become little eating machines. Oh... how true that statement is. On any given day - during the height of growing season - it would be entirely within the realm of possibility to see folks in our area stalking their gardens with weapons of all sorts. (Guns are not out of the question) We've sacrificed more than one Cute Bunny in our time... if that makes me a haretic... so be it I've actually found that Liquid Fence works really well. Just never spray down wind from it! It keeps them away for about 6-8 weeks. Just got to remember to reapply it. It only takes one little opening for those "adorable little fuzz balls of holy inspiration" to have their way. I ask, Why can't we all just get along?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Open_Minded Posted January 27, 2006 Author Share Posted January 27, 2006 I've actually found that Liquid Fence works really well. Just never spray down wind from it! It keeps them away for about 6-8 weeks. Just got to remember to reapply it. It only takes one little opening for those "adorable little fuzz balls of holy inspiration" to have their way. I ask, Why can't we all just get along?? OK... not to sidetrack the otherwise introspective and serious thread here... but don't you have to reapply after rain??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlerman Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 I've actually found that Liquid Fence works really well. Just never spray down wind from it! It keeps them away for about 6-8 weeks. Just got to remember to reapply it. It only takes one little opening for those "adorable little fuzz balls of holy inspiration" to have their way. I ask, Why can't we all just get along?? OK... not to sidetrack the otherwise introspective and serious thread here... but don't you have to reapply after rain??? no. it's just that you have to have it sit on the plants for I think 24 hours before they can get wet. After that it doesn't matter. Plus the cool thing is that it's all natural and won't hurt you or put crap in your soil. It goes directly on the plant leaves. The only thing is that it stinks pretty bad (rotten eggs) for a little while. Just make sure you have your windows closed if there is a slight breeze blowing towards your house! Yuk. It's a simple hand spray bottle that you spot apply. You'll make a mistake once with the breeze, but after that, well I trust your intelligent enough not to do it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
white_raven23 Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Hey, hands down late 80's computer fantasy games! Those were the bricks that created the foundations of my personality! I ate Hero Quest and Barbarian instead of milk and Kellogg's corn flakes (unless you're *only* talking about Zelda and console games, I don't care about those ones, so you are free to compare them to christianity as much as you like) That is why I refered to Legend of Zelda. Computer games like the Quest for Glory series deserve their own shrine. *sniff* Silmaria. Kattas. *sniff* I miss it so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
white_raven23 Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Oh man.... It looks like a late 80's fantasy computer game. What is this? Ever-crack meets first Legends of Zelda game? ..... Hey, hands down late 80's computer fantasy games! Those were the bricks that created the foundations of my personality! I ate Hero Quest and Barbarian instead of milk and Kellogg's corn flakes (unless you're *only* talking about Zelda and console games, I don't care about those ones, so you are free to compare them to christianity as much as you like) OK... you two.... some of us are "dated" by the comparison.. (my kids would know what you're talking about) Would you care to add a link to some of the games you're talking about, then we can appreciate the humor as well *sigh* Okay....Ever-crack is a play on the game title "Everquest".....a game I watched devour the savings accounts and created massive employment apathy among my friends. Such power is not to be trifled with....and so I never touched this game. http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detai...ogames&n=507846 Legend of Zelda is a cute early Nintendo game. It has birthed a series. http://www.zelda.com/universe/game/zelda/ Hero Quest and, as I mentioned Quest for Glory is the same game series. I don't know why they changed the name. But you can tell how long someone loved the game by the name they refer to it by. I know that Asuryan got to experience more of the series than I did....lucky bastard! http://www.mobygames.com/game/heros-quest-...ero/screenshots http://www.mobygames.com/game_group/sheet/gameGroupId,35/ This whole game series deserves to be made compatable with modern operating systems!!! AAAAUGGH!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Open_Minded Posted January 27, 2006 Author Share Posted January 27, 2006 no. it's just that you have to have it sit on the plants for I think 24 hours before they can get wet. After that it doesn't matter. Plus the cool thing is that it's all natural and won't hurt you or put crap in your soil. It goes directly on the plant leaves. The only thing is that it stinks pretty bad (rotten eggs) for a little while. Just make sure you have your windows closed if there is a slight breeze blowing towards your house! Yuk. It's a simple hand spray bottle that you spot apply. You'll make a mistake once with the breeze, but after that, well I trust your intelligent enough not to do it again. I don't know Sounds pretty stenchy to me... we've a lot of flower beds up near the house and our outdoor seating area. Maybe I'll try it on the flower beds further away from the house first Our neighborhood intentionally allows stray Tom cats to roam - there are two pretty big Toms right now that help keep Cute Bunny in check But when worse, comes to worse, we do have one neighbor that goes by the nick name "Elmer Fudd". And I'm not above calling him in, when I have to Oh... another update on CF... following is their latest progress post on their main page: Christian Forums is a multi-denominational Christian forum message board community uniting all Christians as one body. Okay, it's 1 am here AEST... but I'm going to try to bring the site online as soon as possible, even with features not working properly. At least you can post! (I hope!) Give me about an hour. or less!!! Erwin. It seems ... we'll soon be relieved of bored fundies Legend of Zelda is a cute early Nintendo game. It has birthed a series.http://www.zelda.com/universe/game/zelda/ Oh GAWD.... I mean Oh SCOTTY.... you're right. It makes for a great laugh, the minute their homepage came on screen I started laughing. You're right - CFs characters look like Zelda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotBlinded Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Oh Cute Bunny, CF is on-screen yet. They aren't up and running.... Here's the current message on screen... Christian Forums is a multi-denominational Christian forum message board community uniting all Christians as one body. It's end of Day 4... the posting restrictions have been recoded and they work - the automated thread splitting when posts reach 1000 was a killer to recode, but did it too. Slave search server is working fine. Main database server working great. I still have a couple of things to sort out and I need to fix some other essential things, which I will do tomorrow. CF should reopen sometime tomorrow. That would be in another 12 hours from now (11 PM AEST). Good night! Ohhh my Scotty..... you should take a look at their new home page. I suppose it's their version of virtual "heaven" I don't see Cute Bunny hopping around though Oh... their site is at: http://www.christianforums.com/ What's the deal with all the fantasy characters? OK... you two.... some of us are "dated" by the comparison.. (my kids would know what you're talking about) Would you care to add a link to some of the games you're talking about, then we can appreciate the humor as well Surely the tinman isn't before your time! He's there too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Open_Minded Posted January 27, 2006 Author Share Posted January 27, 2006 OK... you two.... some of us are "dated" by the comparison.. (my kids would know what you're talking about) Would you care to add a link to some of the games you're talking about, then we can appreciate the humor as well Surely the tinman isn't before your time! He's there too! No.... No.... I've heard of the tinman, just didn't get all the rest of it. It reminds me of the thread on this forum discussing how far behind the times Christians are At any rate... I just checked www.christianforums.com.... it seems they are on line - at least for posting. Since this thread was started to welcome folks from CF to this forum, and since we have hosted so many bored fundies this week - I think it's only fitting to send them back home with some "sending prayers" invoking Cute Bunny, Scotty our Father in Heaven and the Holy Spook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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