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From Ladies Village Improvement Society: a tale of obnoxious fundies on the subway and their unlikely come-uppance.

 

The slamming Bible man looks like he is going to pop a blood vessel. “I cast ye out, Satan.”

 

I go into jazz dance crouch and then spring up to belt out, “THAAAAAAT OLD BLACK MAGIC, HAS ME IN A SPELL…”

 

Read the whole thing for extra laffs! This is brilliant! :lmao:

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From Ladies Village Improvement Society: a tale of obnoxious fundies on the subway and their unlikely come-uppance.

 

The slamming Bible man looks like he is going to pop a blood vessel. “I cast ye out, Satan.”

 

I go into jazz dance crouch and then spring up to belt out, “THAAAAAAT OLD BLACK MAGIC, HAS ME IN A SPELL…”

 

Read the whole thing for extra laffs! This is brilliant! :lmao:

 

Sweet. Hooray for showtunes!

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There is a rung in hell reserved for those who would enlist show tunes as a noble assault weapon, then F**K up the lyrics! :vent:

 

Might as well have bent arrows in your quiver. :shrug:

 

 

Signed:

Believer in Lyric Inerrancy

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That's fraggin' hilarious. Never seen preachers like that on the L in Chicago, but I willl keep this in reserve. (Usually the most we get is Jesus with his cross walking down the street, on the platform, etc).

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There is a rung in hell reserved for those who would enlist show tunes as a noble assault weapon, then F**K up the lyrics! :vent:

 

Might as well have bent arrows in your quiver. :shrug:

 

 

Signed:

Believer in Lyric Inerrancy

:wicked:

 

Pitchu, won't you forgive them? It was a worthy cause - making fundie's heads explode. :mellow:

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There is a rung in hell reserved for those who would enlist show tunes as a noble assault weapon, then F**K up the lyrics! :vent:

 

Might as well have bent arrows in your quiver. :shrug:

 

 

Signed:

Believer in Lyric Inerrancy

:wicked:

 

Pitchu, won't you forgive them? It was a worthy cause - making fundie's heads explode. :mellow:

 

Well... :scratch:

 

Now that I think about it...

 

If the fundies knew the correct lyrics, what they heard would make even messier head-explosions, so... okay, AGF.

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