Guest Furball Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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VahnBlue Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Lmfaooooooooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VahnBlue Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 this is all gold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VahnBlue Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Very welcoming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VahnBlue Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 The truth comes out Swallow for Jesus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VahnBlue Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Jesus really is an abusive spouse. Get on your knees and swallow, give me your ass while you're at it, loser, don't be stupid. But remember that I love you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonTheDruid Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 There's a church we pass by all the time when going into vancouver, and right now its sign just says: ''Wag more, Bark less'', but the sign before it was 'Nothing is free except the love of God'' to which I laughed and said, "I don't know, that lizard cage I got from that garage sale the other day was pretty dang free, and they even emptied out the old bedding for me!'' And all those signs had me laughing hard lol I wonder how many of those were on purpose and how many didn't realise how sexual they sound Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOutsider Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 I dunno, free hooker flavored coke? or maybe free coke flavored hookers? Ah hell, why not both? No, wait, I got it! Free Intel 3950Ks, enthusiast grade motherboards, 1 terabyte Samsung 850 pro SSDs, DDR4 ram and GTX 980s, I would sit through a sermon for that. I'm not even kidding. Don't judge meeh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yunea Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 I don't get it. Do those naughty jokes actually work in attracting new people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 I have driven past this actual church sign literally hundreds of times in my life. Maybe a thousand. Makes me homesick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Furball Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 For sending me and the entire human race to hell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Furball Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Pluto? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Furball Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 But it is god who makes the messes and mistakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Furball Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Oh sure, but you never said happy birthday to thor or hercules. Way to leave out the other myths church people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Furball Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 You have obviously never been a true christian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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