Anybody Up For A Pilgrimage?

[Bluechipx]

From the pages of Onion. Oldie but goody!

 

http://www.theonion.com/articles/evolutionists-flock-to-darwinshaped-wall-stain,2523/

[Guest Furball]

"It's a stain on a wall, and nothing more," said the Rev. Clement McCoy, a professor at Oral Roberts University and prominent opponent of evolutionary theory.

 

CC:yeah if we said that about their christy pics that show up on toast, they would scream persecution.

 

"Anything else is the delusional fantasy of a fanatical evolutionist mindset that sees only what it wishes to see in the hopes of validating a baseless, illogical belief system.

 

CC:remove the word evolutionist from that above statement and insert the word christian, it makes sense that way. Funny it sounds like in the statement above, he is describing christianity. 

 

I only hope these heretics see the error of their ways before our Most Powerful God smites them all in His vengeance."

 

CC:i do to, i mean seriously evolutionists, what's with all the evidence, facts and common sense? Don't you know you're taking away their sheep making the sunday $ offerings smaller and smaller every week?

[R. S. Martin]

I have a problem when science or evolution is treated like a holy thing. Nothing and nobody is holy or sacred and nothing and nobody should be treated as if they were. 

 

I also have a problem when so-called evolutionists behave (or are made out to behave) like mindless religious devotees as in this article. 

[TheOutsider]

Keep in mind, this is The Onion, do not take it seriously. It's satire. Otherwise, carry on.

[Justin]

Gotta love the Onion.