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5 hours ago, Fweethawt said:

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Veronica, the patron saint of hustlers!

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On 12/25/2017 at 12:22 PM, Fweethawt said:

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More like.....abig Jesus. You'll feel him now more than you ever did before.

 

What this called anyway? A killdo? A freewilldo? Crucidicks? *sigh*

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Just now, ag_NO_stic said:

 

More like.....abig Jesus. You'll feel him now more than you ever did before.

 

What this called anyway? A killdo? A freewilldo? Crucidicks? *sigh*

 

It's called a dildon't. I watch all y'all, and I don't like that shit.

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Scientific explanation for the biblical flood...

 

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Some time ago, I heard a podcast about Toilet Jesus. The churchgoers did not appreciate the new information, and the church demanded a public apology from the investigator! After threats of violence from the parishioners, the investigator had to flee the country.

 

P.S. No doubt some Muslims have been extremely violent in recent years, but lest anyone tell you that this is peculiarly characteristic of Islam, remember that Christians can and will be just as violent when the social conditions allow. Recall that even in the USA, where Christianity has been mostly defanged, P.Z. Myers got death threats from good Catholics for “desecrating” a cracker.

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There’s a priest, a nun and a biker on a plane that’s going down.

 

The nun screams, "Oh the children!" 

 

The biker says, "Fuck the kids!"

 

The priest starts taking his pants off saying, "I didn’t know we had time for that."

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