Lycorth Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 When Teen Jesus grows up, he wants to drive a Holy Hyundai. Nah, he's going to have to work at Home Depot so he can pay to pimp out his Civic because Daddy won't pay for it for him. How else is he supposed to travel all around Jerusalem to spread da word? Walk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Krähe Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 OMG Jesus was from the OC! So that's why there's so many hot chicks down there... Angels! Ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onyx Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Next thing we'll get will be "Jesus Frowning at you while you Dunk him in Any Hole" Condoms (Guaranteed to totally turn you off and 100% failure rates.) YEAH right... We're rad for it...not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkepticOfBible Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 So Jesus was skinhead when he was young?Whatever happened to keeping the law about not shaving his sideburns? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgnosticBob AtheistPants Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 I think the artist has a thing for boobs. Check out Mary Mag's. Whoa mama! I wonder if this was one of those deals like in "Bruce Almighty"... MM: "Jesus, I woke up this morning and I swear I think my boobs are bigger! Don't they look bigger to you?" JC: "Hmm? What? Oh, uh no...I can't tell...Hey is that Peter over there? Yo Pete!" Hope he doesn't roast in hell for his depiction of Jesus' ho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrmarlin Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 is it just me or does that thing just scream "fucking tacky/" Reminds me of the Jesus painted on black velvet. Those were always nice. I have a couple.....NOT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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