Transgender Homeschoolers Fall Thru Ice In Antarctica

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"Transgender Baptist home-schoolers originally from Texas, not aware of science and global warming fell thru a particularly thin area of ice near McMurdo Station in Antarctica over the weekend during a field trip. Officials say the fundamentalist Christian parent chaperones were trying to 'freeze the transgenderness demons' out of these children when the collapse occurred. No deaths were reported. Just some teeth chattering."  

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That doesn't sound any less ridiculous than "real" news stories these days.