duderonomy Posted June 20, 2016 Author Share Posted June 20, 2016 Dude! Look what I found! I was unaware that the male of the species required different wipes than the female. I can only surmise that they are for the part of the male anatomy that differs from that of the female of the species. Can anyone enlighten me? Does the male member require special wipes? From what I can see, they are for a common body part. Maybe they smell like Old Spice or Brut? Maybe I'll try some. How many times have I left the ladies room at Target wishing my butthole smelled like an old spicey brut, you know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted June 20, 2016 Author Share Posted June 20, 2016 Your turn, Dude. Give us a peek!Oh God no! Ha! You got shot down by three hot chicks in this thread. That's so sad, I can't even bring myself to pick on you right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daffodil Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 Your turn, Dude. Give us a peek! Well, I did post a video recently. All you have to do is imagine me 50 pounds lighter, a few years older, and with better lighting, and there you go! Not good enough. Come on, cough it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daffodil Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 Dude! Look what I found! I was unaware that the male of the species required different wipes than the female. I can only surmise that they are for the part of the male anatomy that differs from that of the female of the species. Can anyone enlighten me? Does the male member require special wipes? From what I can see, they are for a common body part. Maybe they smell like Old Spice or Brut? Maybe I'll try some. How many times have I left the ladies room at Target wishing my butthole smelled like an old spicey brut, you know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 Can anyone enlighten me? Does the male member require special wipes? No, it doesn't. But Dude does. Those wipes are made especially for him. He uses enough of them that he single-handedly (no pun intended) generates a market for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 Actually I always wanted to be a drummer. I mean really bad I wanted to be a drummer. *sigh* Life is short Jeff! If you want to be a drummer you should be. Go out and find something cheap to practice on, bring it home and start banging away. I did that once when I wanted to be a boyfriend. I mean, it ain't impossible! Care to elaborate on the "I wanted to be a boyfriend" thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 Your turn, Dude. Give us a peek!Oh God no! Ha! You got shot down by three hot chicks in this thread. That's so sad, I can't even bring myself to pick on you right now. Shot down? I think not... The ladies in this thread are too busy wringing out their panties at just the thought of me posting a picture that they don't have the time to shoot me down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted June 20, 2016 Author Share Posted June 20, 2016 Can anyone enlighten me? Does the male member require special wipes?No, it doesn't. But Dude does. Those wipes are made especially for him. He uses enough of them that he single-handedly (no pun intended) generates a market for them. Dumb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted June 20, 2016 Author Share Posted June 20, 2016 Actually I always wanted to be a drummer. I mean really bad I wanted to be a drummer. *sigh* Life is short Jeff! If you want to be a drummer you should be. Go out and find something cheap to practice on, bring it home and start banging away. I did that once when I wanted to be a boyfriend. I mean, it ain't impossible! Care to elaborate on the "I wanted to be a boyfriend" thing? Dumber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted June 20, 2016 Author Share Posted June 20, 2016 Your turn, Dude. Give us a peek!Oh God no!Ha! You got shot down by three hot chicks in this thread. That's so sad, I can't even bring myself to pick on you right now. Shot down? I think not... The ladies in this thread are too busy wringing out their panties at just the thought of me posting a picture that they don't have the time to shoot me down. Dumber to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daffodil Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 I agree with Dude, Fwee, you're losing your touch!???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted June 20, 2016 Author Share Posted June 20, 2016 I agree with Dude, Fwee, you're losing your touch! What's with the wink? Et tu, Brute? Maybe just the old spice then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daffodil Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 Haha, I must say I'm curious about the "wanted to be a boyfriend" as well. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted June 20, 2016 Author Share Posted June 20, 2016 Haha, I must say I'm curious about the "wanted to be a boyfriend" as well. I already said what I thought. Dumber. I can't help it if my posts are deceptively edited. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 Haha, I must say I'm curious about the "wanted to be a boyfriend" as well. I already said what I thought. Dumber. I can't help it if my posts are deceptively edited. It wasn't edited. Here's a link to the original. I have no way of editing the original so -- you're lying. http://www.ex-christian.net/topic/72673-omg-the-boring-post-thread-got-padlocked/?p=1111300 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 I agree with Dude, Fwee, you're losing your touch!???? I think you should really read my comment again about the 'Dude Wipes'. That was actually a pretty good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 Your turn, Dude. Give us a peek!Oh God no!Ha! You got shot down by three hot chicks in this thread. That's so sad, I can't even bring myself to pick on you right now. Shot down? I think not... The ladies in this thread are too busy wringing out their panties at just the thought of me posting a picture that they don't have the time to shoot me down. Dumber to. Then show me where I was "shot down" more so than actual requests to post pics of myself. And it's 'too' not "to", genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted June 20, 2016 Author Share Posted June 20, 2016 Duderonomy = Donald Trump. Fweethawt = Hillary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted June 20, 2016 Author Share Posted June 20, 2016 Your turn, Dude. Give us a peek!Oh God no!Ha! You got shot down by three hot chicks in this thread. That's so sad, I can't even bring myself to pick on you right now. Shot down? I think not... The ladies in this thread are too busy wringing out their panties at just the thought of me posting a picture that they don't have the time to shoot me down.Dumber to.Then show me where I was "shot down" more so than actual requests to post pics of myself. And it's 'too' not "to", genius. I'm sorry, I thought you were into pop culture and you would recognise all of the Dumb and Dumber movie references, even the lastest one. Duh. I'm sorry if I offended you, grammar Nazi. No soup for me for a year, I get it. Bitch, please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 Duderonomy = Donald Trump. Fweethawt = Hillary. Dumb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 I'm sorry, I thought you were into pop culture and you would recognise all of the Dumb and Dumber movie references, even the lastest one. Duh. I'm sorry if I offended you, grammar Nazi. No soup for me for a year, I get it. Bitch, please. Do I look like someone that's into pop culture? Hell no I don't. Just like I'm not familiar with your Dumb & Dumber references, either. To me they're dumb, dumber, dumber to, dumber too AND dumber still. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Margee Posted June 20, 2016 Moderator Share Posted June 20, 2016 Life is short Jeff! If you want to be a drummer you should be. Go out and find something cheap to practice on, bring it home and start banging away. I did that once when I wanted to be a boyfriend. I mean, it ain't impossible! Is dude gay?? YOU have a crush on Fwee!!! Not that I mind cause I love gay people....... I just thought you were straight...... Bang away on whatever makes you happy!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Margee Posted June 20, 2016 Moderator Share Posted June 20, 2016 Can anyone enlighten me? Does the male member require special wipes?No, it doesn't. But Dude does. Those wipes are made especially for him. He uses enough of them that he single-handedly (no pun intended) generates a market for them. I have a name for these wipes if they hit the market. They will be called, ''Shower in a Box''.... Fits in your back pocket. And I want the money for these when they hit the market. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Margee Posted June 20, 2016 Moderator Share Posted June 20, 2016 I'm sorry, I thought you were into pop culture and you would recognise all of the Dumb and Dumber movie references, even the lastest one. Duh. I'm sorry if I offended you, grammar Nazi. No soup for me for a year, I get it. Bitch, please. Do I look like someone that's into pop culture? Hell no I don't. Just like I'm not familiar with your Dumb & Dumber references, either. To me they're dumb, dumber, dumber to, dumber too AND dumber still. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Margee Posted June 20, 2016 Moderator Share Posted June 20, 2016 Your turn, Dude. Give us a peek!Oh God no!Ha! You got shot down by three hot chicks in this thread. That's so sad, I can't even bring myself to pick on you right now. Shot down? I think not... The ladies in this thread are too busy wringing out their panties at just the thought of me posting a picture that they don't have the time to shoot me down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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