ContraBardus Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Came across this in my travels through the interwebs, and I'll be damned if it does not make perfect sense. So, the only reasonable conclusion is that Jesus was either trans or one of the lizard people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geezer Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 C'mon, this is easy. God's way's are not man's ways & nothing is impossible for God. If God can fit all the Animals in the world in a boat, & raise Himself from the dead then He can create Himself inside a virgin human female. That would be like no big deal for God. I'm thinking you don't have no faith at all. You seem to be thinking like a human that only believes in science & stuff like that. God don't need no science. God just spoke the world into exsistance or did you forget about that? X chromosome, give me a break. God don't need no chromosomes, cause He's God. The Bible said it, I believe it, and that settles it. End of discussion. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinzon Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 And there is no genetic bottleneck for adam and eve either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator LogicalFallacy Posted September 7, 2016 Moderator Share Posted September 7, 2016 I knew the lizard were out to get us. I know the Lizard king personally - true story. One of points about God becoming man was to live as a human and experience human pain, but if he was virgin born with no sin then how could he possibly experience what its truly like to be human? And if God is God doesn't God already know everything... including what its like to be Human? I don't think religious people sit down and seriously think about the implications of there being an omnipresent, omniscient, Omni powerful god. It makes much of the bible teachings moot. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geezer Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 Did Jesus ever get an erection? If he wanted the full human experience then he would have to have had a desire to be with a woman. That just doesn't fit the Jesus image though goes it? Hmmm. I suppose he died a virgin because Xiaity teaches that sex is sinful, so Jesus must have been a virgin. That makes me wonder if he was more than ready to go back to heaven since being totally sinless probably sucked. Just some random thoughts. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ContraBardus Posted September 8, 2016 Author Share Posted September 8, 2016 You know, hanging around with 12 dudes all the time makes more sense if Jesus was a woman who cross dresssed. They were her harem. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 Just imagine the reaction of all the fundies to trans Jesus though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 Jesus's Y chromosome came from The Holy Ghost's magic ghost semen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Furball Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 Someone posted about this a while ago and yeah, it serves up another massive hole in the embarrassing jesus myth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 No it doesn't! I mean, yeah, science seems to indicate Jesus couldn't have been born of a virgin, but HAVENT you heard of the miracles of GAWD? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vigile Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 Did Jesus ever get an erection? If he wanted the full human experience then he would have to have had a desire to be with a woman. That just doesn't fit the Jesus image though goes it? Hmmm. I suppose he died a virgin because Xiaity teaches that sex is sinful, so Jesus must have been a virgin. That makes me wonder if he was more than ready to go back to heaven since being totally sinless probably sucked. Just some random thoughts. This one always made me laugh. If he was fully a human, then he either spent his life masturbating or subjecting himself to serious emotional and physical damage by 'denying his flesh'. There is just no way around this one for believers except to just ignore the problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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