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50% Of Heaven's Population Is Assholes Who Begged Forgiveness At Last Minute

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Another blockbuster story revealed by The Onion:


WASHINGTON—According to an alarming new report published Monday, roughly half the population of Heaven is composed of total assholes who begged for God’s forgiveness at the last moment before dying.



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