Dumbest/weirdest/most Repulsive Argument Or Story A Fundy Ever Told You?

[Aries256]

On 2/10/2018 at 1:42 AM, TheRedneckProfessor said:

I heard a pastor once tell a story about his neighbor, who had lost a child, been laid-off, and gone through a bitter divorce all within six months.  The neighbor intimated to the pastor that he often wondered what was the point of going on when his entire life has been completely destroyed through no fault of his own.  He admitted that he had even considered suicide.

 

The pastor's response:  "You can go to hell if you want to; but I intend to go to heaven."

 

Fucking arrogant asshole.

Holy fuck that is cold! What a dick! Then again Ive met very few clergy who were not arrogant assholes. 

[Aeroengineer]

Back in the 80s, I thought Fundies were idiots for demanding everyone burn their record collections because they were "satanic".  This is too mundane for the current generation of Fundies.  These idiots now demand we believe the Earth is flat!!!  These idiots justify flat Earth because the bible says Earth is flat!!!  You can't make this shit up!!!