Onyx Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 There's one obsecenity I've longed to say. Here it is. "God, go shag Holy Spook!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalidasa Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 I still say 'Jesus Christ', mostly when I'm frustrated. But I say 'thank the Goddess' - I have a certain aversion to saying the equivalent phrase out loud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imageownershipproblem Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 My favorite expression of amazement and surprise is "Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick!" not just for the shock value, but because it's such a hilarious visual image. To express utter disgust and revulsion, I use the hyperbolic noun santorum. Shortly after my deconversion, I took a ridiculous amount of delight in being a completely puerile potty-mouth, and I'm still not over it altogether. I found it very hard to communicate without cussing and resorted to such phrases as "(expletive denoting copulation deleted) that (expletive denoting excrement deleted)" which, quite frankly, are......STUPID!!!!!!!!!! Some alternatives to the "G" word I've seen are the inoffensive but somewhat smarmy "goodness" and the funny but initially confusing "dog". I think the particular phrase you are trying to stop saying is one of the very hardest to outgrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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