Xiana Posted April 30, 2017 Posted April 30, 2017 This is a goodie.. apologies if it's been shared before! http://thegoodlordabove.com/twitter-bot-replaces-god-joel-osteens-tweets-dick-god-responds/ 1
SkepticsApprentice Posted April 30, 2017 Posted April 30, 2017 Truly inspirational. This makes so much more sense than Joel's typical preaching fare. My life is forever changed! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some 'magnifying' to do... 1
MOHO Posted May 2, 2017 Posted May 2, 2017 "Stop worrying about all of your problems. Just let go and let your dick lead you!"
Moderator LogicalFallacy Posted May 2, 2017 Moderator Posted May 2, 2017 MAWHAHAHA I'm snorting at work. Sorry gota go - crack up! Haha
☆ DarkBishop ☆ Posted May 3, 2017 Posted May 3, 2017 Oh lmao that was to funny. Thanks for sharing xiana! I have one. I was watching him one time. He was telling people to open a bank account and prepare for God to fill it. So open a bank account and prepare for your dick to fill it! Lmao! DB
Riversong Posted May 3, 2017 Posted May 3, 2017 Too funny!!!! This one cracked me up: The odds may be against you, but your dick is for you. He is more powerful than any force that’s trying to stop you.
yunea Posted May 3, 2017 Posted May 3, 2017 Quote When your dick can trust you to be faithful in the ordinary, then He will take you into the extraordinary. That'll be my personal favourite.
Guest Posted May 4, 2017 Posted May 4, 2017 OMG, this made my day! LOL Ya know, bible verses could use the same substitute: Genesis 4:1 Adam made love to his wife Eve, and she became pregnant and gave birth to Cain.She said, “With the help of your dick I have brought forth a man.” 2 Later she gave birth to his brother Abel. Bwahahaha!
SkepticsApprentice Posted May 7, 2017 Posted May 7, 2017 On 5/3/2017 at 8:10 PM, Faithfulless said: OMG, this made my day! LOL Ya know, bible verses could use the same substitute: Genesis 4:1 Adam made love to his wife Eve, and she became pregnant and gave birth to Cain.She said, “With the help of your dick I have brought forth a man.” 2 Later she gave birth to his brother Abel. Bwahahaha! What if 'the Lord' was Eve's nickname for Adam's abnormally large package?
Jeff Posted May 8, 2017 Posted May 8, 2017 Heres a joke: What was the first thing Adam ever said to Eve???? Stand back baby.... I dont know how big this thing is gonna get! 2
Xiana Posted May 8, 2017 Author Posted May 8, 2017 22 hours ago, SkepticsApprentice said: What if 'the Lord' was Eve's nickname for Adam's abnormally large package? This changes everything!!! I may have to crack open my dusty old bible to read through with this new twist.
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